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Here we go again...
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friend posts something incorrect: the casual unedited way this website let’s us fire off sentences is it’s only redeeming quality.

enemy posts something incorrect: well well well, dickhead’s latest thesis is up for defense
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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[ first day as a cardiologist ]

Is this your card?
March 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Serious question: how does Man Utd get rid of André Onana? He must not be the number 1 next season.
February 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Parenting isn’t easy; no one ever said I’d have to explain global events to my toddler, like when he’s playing with his food, and I have to remind him that there are children starving in America…
January 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Remember, A.I is coming for your jobs, just not yet.

Merry Christmas to you all.
December 25, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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The Prime Minister should make a statement, immediately, to confirm whether UK missiles have been fired into Russia. Full statement below.
November 20, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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I may as well start a thread here.

RT and follow for a chance for me to draw your avi.
October 24, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Ever catch yourself explaining a joke and the squirrel is just sitting there looking at you
November 15, 2024 at 6:07 PM
In this new world, a towel becomes a rag, which resembles the human condition. We’re all just trying to stay soft, man...
November 15, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Do we have a plan for when Elon comes to buy Bluesky just so that we continue to read his dumb fucking posts?
November 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
That awkward moment when you enter a train station and next thing an announcement rings out warning passengers that thieves operate in the station... Especial when you've never operated there before.
December 5, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Approached a sign: 'Danger: Deep Water.'
The water itself decides to pipe up, 'To know oneself, one should assert oneself.'
Water, you're deep in more ways than one...
November 26, 2023 at 12:50 PM
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If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom’s spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell.
November 17, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Just got invited to a night out, might debut my new dance move called 'the existential crisis.' You stand in the middle of the dance floor and question your life choices...
September 21, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Why do people always say: 'the sky's the limit'?
Have they never heard of outer space?..
September 21, 2023 at 2:31 PM
being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet: confusing and frustrating, but we pretend we know what we're doing...
September 10, 2023 at 7:58 PM
I miss the days when updating your status meant changing your away message on Yahoo Messenger...
September 10, 2023 at 4:50 PM
If I had a pound for every time I overthought a situation, I'd be rich and still overthink how I got rich...
September 10, 2023 at 4:50 PM