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Career government lawyer, sometime athlete, dog owner, home chef, couch potato, chocolate ice cream fanatic, no tears liberal. Views, likes, dislikes and shares are mine and not those of my employers, past, present or future.
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September 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Here’s a story that’s becoming all too common: federal immigration agents using racial and ethnic profiling as a rationale for stopping, questioning and detaining U.S. citizens who they suspect are undocumented.
A U.S. Citizen Detained by ICE for Three Days Tells His Story
A conversation with George Retes, an Army veteran swept up in a California raid
www.theatlantic.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Do you know who would know what is in the Epstein files? The lawyer who prosecuted the case.

Oh, wait.👀
July 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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“We should measure the prosperity of a nation not by the number of millionaires, but by the absence of poverty, the prevalence of health, the efficiency of the public schools, and the number of people who can [and] do read worthwhile books.”

-- W. E. B. Du Bois
June 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." 

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
June 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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So Kristi Noem goes on Fox and lies that Sen Padilla didn’t ID himself, even though the video is there for all to see. But get what she’s saying: Assaulting and handcuffing someone for trying to ask a question is OK in any case? This is a criminal regime.
June 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.
May 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

If Jesus Christ came back they’d attack him as a “woke marxist” and deport him to El Salvador.
May 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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BILL GATES: “The picture of the world’s richest man killing the world’s poorest children is not a pretty one.”

@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/bdd9...
May 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Clowns.
May 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I am not often quoted in @nytimes.com DealBook, but I hope the business community is listening.
May 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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There's only one person who's allowed to enter someone's home without a warrant, and that is Santa.
April 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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complete batshit insanity
April 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.

We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Report card:

Paul Weiss, Skadden Arps, Kirkland & Ellis, Willkie Farr, A&O Shearman, Milbank, Cadwalader, Latham & Watkins: F

Perkins Coie, Wilmer Hale, Susman Godfrey, Jenner & Block, Covington & Burling, Munger Tolles: A

Metric:

Courage & Conviction v Cowardice & Cravenness
April 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Wearing a bright blue suit, texting, and then sleeping at Pope Francis’s funeral. What an embarrassing mess.
April 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.
April 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the penguin.
April 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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If we make it through this dark period with democracy intact, it may be because the administration's incompetence was greater than its depravity.
April 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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April 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.
April 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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It’s time for Congress to reign in the Mad King. These tariffs haven’t even hit for real and the world is off the rails.

Politically, it’s helpful to Dems, but this is why I’m not a good politician b/c I care too deeply about the harm on all people, even on those that hate my very existence.
April 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM