Flobby Bashpants
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That one heavyset white guy software consultant with the shirt and the hair.
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Had an idea for an indoor dog park and recreation area. Gourmet dog treats for sale and refreshments for the humans.
I’ll call it There’s Shit Everywhere And The Whole Place Smells Like Urine And Bleach.
I’ll call it There’s Shit Everywhere And The Whole Place Smells Like Urine And Bleach.
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Had an idea for an indoor dog park and recreation area. Gourmet dog treats for sale and refreshments for the humans.
I’ll call it There’s Shit Everywhere And The Whole Place Smells Like Urine And Bleach.
I’ll call it There’s Shit Everywhere And The Whole Place Smells Like Urine And Bleach.
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So much of the cultural capital the right is playing with right now could be decimated if we embraced this truth and confronted our hang ups about it.
and the first step to being a parent is recognizing that your children are their own people, not extensions of you
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
So much of the cultural capital the right is playing with right now could be decimated if we embraced this truth and confronted our hang ups about it.
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture was released in movie theaters 46 years ago on December 6th.
The extended shots of the Enterprise accompanied by the Jerry Goldsmith score are some of the best Trek movie moments.
youtu.be/vdBmYcMMHJw?...
#Movies #Filmsky #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS
The extended shots of the Enterprise accompanied by the Jerry Goldsmith score are some of the best Trek movie moments.
youtu.be/vdBmYcMMHJw?...
#Movies #Filmsky #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS
Leaving Drydock (REMASTERED) | Star Trek: The Motion Picture
YouTube video by Pavel M. Mihálik
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December 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Star Trek: The Motion Picture was released in movie theaters 46 years ago on December 6th.
The extended shots of the Enterprise accompanied by the Jerry Goldsmith score are some of the best Trek movie moments.
youtu.be/vdBmYcMMHJw?...
#Movies #Filmsky #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS
The extended shots of the Enterprise accompanied by the Jerry Goldsmith score are some of the best Trek movie moments.
youtu.be/vdBmYcMMHJw?...
#Movies #Filmsky #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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i said get in the fuCKING PIT
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
i said get in the fuCKING PIT
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"Bus Stop" by The Hollies (1966, written by Graham Gouldman)
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Bus Stop" by The Hollies (1966, written by Graham Gouldman)
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Calling it now that she'll eventually end up at CBS www.wsj.com/business/med...
Vanity Fair, Olivia Nuzzi Agree to Part Ways
Nuzzi and the magazine will let her contract expire at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
www.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Calling it now that she'll eventually end up at CBS www.wsj.com/business/med...
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Why, yes, it *is* the 22nd anniversary of my comics blog, because I just can't seem to stop doing it: www.progressiveruin.com/2025/12/05/s...
“Suddenly, Twenty-Two Years Later….”
www.progressiveruin.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Why, yes, it *is* the 22nd anniversary of my comics blog, because I just can't seem to stop doing it: www.progressiveruin.com/2025/12/05/s...
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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i always say the same headline for one of these prompts, but
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i always say the same headline for one of these prompts, but
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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Strong "I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this" vibes
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Strong "I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this" vibes
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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Milestone attained in family rewatch of Parks and Rec
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Milestone attained in family rewatch of Parks and Rec
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A new post from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth just a couple hours after President Trump said he wouldn’t have wanted a second strike on alleged narco boats and that Hegseth said he didn’t order second strikes.
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A new post from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth just a couple hours after President Trump said he wouldn’t have wanted a second strike on alleged narco boats and that Hegseth said he didn’t order second strikes.
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I named my fists Ashman and Menken cause they'll send you to a whole new world
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I named my fists Ashman and Menken cause they'll send you to a whole new world
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i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
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He's right ... and he should say so
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He's right ... and he should say so
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This looks like Gwyneth Paltrow but she died about 72 hours ago
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This looks like Gwyneth Paltrow but she died about 72 hours ago
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What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
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Sometimes the rock and roll lifestyle leaves you at a Gas N' Sip
The death metal band’s sole remaining member has launched a GoFundMe to get home to Portland
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stereogum.com/2480744/vitr...
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Sometimes the rock and roll lifestyle leaves you at a Gas N' Sip
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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