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@bobbydubs.bsky.social
Like asking Judge Cannon to keep evidence gathered by Jack Smith permanently under seal.
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Some lucky ones not only get a pardon, they get hired to work at the DOJ.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So, the fog of war cleared?
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Can we spatchcock it first?
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Earliest available? Let me see, one of our technicians can be there Wednesday between 11 and 5.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Great point!
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Service call in a war zone: "Our technician can be there next Wednesday between 12 and 5."
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Surprised he didn't brag about other contests he's "one".
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Arsonist continues to serve as Fire Chief
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.
- Al Franken
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If memory serves, I believe that's Professor Harold Hill, Gary Conservatory, Gold Medal, Class of '05
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Barbershop quartets are charming!
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm grading you an "Eph"
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Each with deep ties to Hans Gruber
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Well, he has had his heart changed.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This data combined with the news that Ferrari is holding the line on price increases proves Trump, like Door Dash, delivers!
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.

Dorothy Parker
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Can't read a chart, but can read a room.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Socialist
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Happy Veterans Day
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Occam is sharp
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
MAGA: "Cruel and irrational"? Perfect!
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Wish granted
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think I spotted Tom and Daisy by the fondue fountain.
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM