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fast cars. loud guitars. save the manuals.

we watchin or nah?
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Sarah Kendzior's response: substack.com/@sarahkendzi...
I was suspended from BlueSky for defending the honor of Johnny Cash. I wish I were joking. In early October, I referenced the “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die” lyric of “Folsom Prison Blues” in response to a terrible Wall Street Journal article saying that Johnny Cash was uncool. I quote-tweeted the article and everyone understood the reference. There was no outcry. I stand by my assessment that Johnny Cash is cool. I do not like being the subject of so much attention, especially when I cannot see the discussion. But the BlueSky admins are now claiming that I wrote a post saying, out of nowhere, “I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die”. They are not posting a screenshot of the actual tweet, which shows that I am quote-tweeting an article about Johnny Cash, and that my post is obviously not a threat but a play on “Folsom Prison Blues.” BlueSky is lying and saying I posted this line on November 10. I did not. I posted it in early October, when the WSJ article came out. You can see that they are lying about the date from this page showing my last BlueSky tweets: I was not given any explanation for my suspension the first two times I inquired. Later I was told it was for the “Folsom Prison Blues” reference, and I asked for clarification but did not receive it. I thought it might be a prank until a reporter reached out this morning and confirmed it. BlueSky’s behavior is bizarre and unwarranted. I have lost access to friends and all my posts and photos. I am incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support here on Substack and also on BlueSky — though I cannot see it, because I am suspended. To quote another Johnny Cash song: "I ain’t never done nothin' to nobody/ I ain’t never got nothin’ from nobody, no time/ And until I get somethin' from somebody, sometime, I don't intend to do nothin' for nobody, no time." As for BlueSky…
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
boatrower.bsky.social
the people demand pics
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
boatrower.bsky.social
how many pork shoulders? What rub? What wood? Where’s the can check? Will they be ready by kickoff? What’s your target temp?
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
“Billionaires didn’t become billionaires by finding savings for you; they became billionaires by finding ways to take your savings.”

I mean guys this shit writes itself.
March 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
boatrower.bsky.social
it looks like Scott Thompson playing a basketball player on Kids in the Hall
June 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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a group of soldiers are standing in front of a castle
Alt: a group of soldiers are standing in front of a castle
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April 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Palermo Viejo cranked out bangers
the Paella Valencia and the roasted chicken at De La Torre’s
April 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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sure, but the excitement wasn’t for the food
April 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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bruh… they🚮
April 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM