Ok, nailed it. theonion.com/tenth-circle...

It must absolutely suck to be a writer for The Onion these days. How do you compete with shit like this? www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

This is Barry. He's an A++ good boy. Likes: Cuddling, treats, sleeping. Dislikes: Other dogs having fun.

Yaaay, @dennisetaylor.bsky.social! Book 5! The day is finally here. Now I'm going to stay up entirely too late and try not to read the whole thing in one sitting. Not... that... I've ever done that before, or anything.

Wolfgang would like everyone to have a Merry Chihuamas. Also treats. And pets. And possibly, if it's not too much trouble, to stick his tongue in your mouth.

This is Wolfgang. He's a huge ham. He knows he's incredibly cute and uses it to his advantage at every possible opportunity.

It occurred to me that I don't really have anything to say on here. I've never really "got" Xitter or similar sites. What I do have though, are a collection of very cute dogs. And like 90% of my photos are of them. So I'm going to share them here instead.

If making a second batch of stuffing purely to put in turkey sandwiches is wrong, I don't want to be right.

No seriously, everything I know about dinosaurs is "Their vision is based on movement", "clever girl" and "that's a huge pile of shit". I'll talk all day about technology, software development, SRE, kubernetes and so on, but ask me about dinosaurs and I'm going to suggest you talk to Jeff Goldblum.

I appear to have acquired 6 people I don't know following me since I signed up. I'm not sure if this is part of the culture of Bluesky but I feel I should point out two things: 1) I'm not interesting enough to follow. 2) If you think I'm the guy who wrote books about Dinosaurs, I'm not.

Gosh, I guess I'm on Bluesky now. I've literally never been a prolific social media poster and I don't expect that to change, but I feel an obligation to do my part to help make Xitter obsolete.