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Brandon Melendez, Ed. D.
@bmmelendez.bsky.social
460 followers 43 following 180 posts
Teacher, Educational Researcher, School Administrator, Husband, Father, Drawer of #bagart, Nerd, Mispeeler
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This week in #bagart, gobble gobble!
This week in #bagart, gobble gobble! This week in #bagart, gobble gobble! This week in #bagart, gobble gobble!
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I spend a lot of time posting #bagart that I make around social media. I should note that every so often I get a snack bag. I hang them in my classroom. This week I got a new one…Womprats!
I spend a lot of time posting #bagart that I make around social media. I should note that every so often I get a snack bag. I hang them in my classroom. This week I got a new one…Womprats! I spend a lot of time posting #bagart that I make around social media. I should note that every so often I get a snack bag. I hang them in my classroom. This week I got a new one…Womprats!
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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This week in #bagart its Ayla’s birthday! Party time at the rock show! #14
This week in #bagart its Ayla’s birthday! Party time at the rock show! #14 This week in #bagart its Ayla’s birthday! Party time at the rock show! #14 This week in #bagart its Ayla’s birthday! Party time at the rock show! #14
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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This week in #bagart dammit, we’re immortal spirits of justice. What’s my age again?
This week in #bagart dammit, we’re immortal spirits of justice. What’s my age again? This week in #bagart dammit, we’re immortal spirits of justice. What’s my age again? This week in #bagart dammit, we’re immortal spirits of justice. What’s my age again?
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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This week in #bagart if some joker is trying to steal your sense of wonder, be the master of your own dreams and send them packing.
This week in #bagart if some joker is trying to steal your sense of wonder, be the master of your own dreams and send them packing. This week in #bagart if some joker is trying to steal your sense of wonder, be the master of your own dreams and send them packing. This week in #bagart if some joker is trying to steal your sense of wonder, be the master of your own dreams and send them packing.
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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This week in October #bagart it’s the main event! Halloween is here! By special request, here’s a Wolfman that is also a Mummy and something called an SEP monster.

Viewer beware…you’re in for a scare!
This week in October #bagart it’s the main event! Halloween is here! By special request, here’s a Wolfman that is also a Mummy and something called an SEP monster. Viewer beware…you’re in for a scare! This week in October #bagart it’s the main event! Halloween is here! By special request, here’s a Wolfman that is also a Mummy and something called an SEP monster. Viewer beware…you’re in for a scare! This week in October #bagart it’s the main event! Halloween is here! By special request, here’s a Wolfman that is also a Mummy and something called an SEP monster. Viewer beware…you’re in for a scare!
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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This week in October #bagart sometimes in darkest shadows, the man behind the monster can be redeemed…but the number of times the circle is completed is precious.
This week in October #bagart sometimes in darkest shadows, the man behind the monster can be redeemed…but the number of times the circle is completed is precious. This week in October #bagart sometimes in darkest shadows, the man behind the monster can be redeemed…but the number of times the circle is completed is precious. This week in October #bagart sometimes in darkest shadows, the man behind the monster can be redeemed…but the number of times the circle is completed is precious.
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Somehow October #bagart has returned. The face of spooky is malleable like clay but the monsters and villains are coming!
Somehow October #bagart has returned. The face of spooky is malleable like clay but the monsters and villains are coming! Somehow October #bagart has returned. The face of spooky is malleable like clay but the monsters and villains are coming! Somehow October #bagart has returned. The face of spooky is malleable like clay but the monsters and villains are coming!
October 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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No doubt this week’s #bagart will go over like a lead balloon.
No doubt this week’s #bagart will go over like a lead balloon. No doubt this week’s #bagart will go over like a lead balloon. No doubt this week’s #bagart will go over like a lead balloon.
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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This week in #bagart let’s be friends.
This week in #bagart let’s be friends. This week in #bagart let’s be friends. This week in #bagart let’s be friends.
September 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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This week in #bagart we’ve got courage, conviction, and the vision to see problems and solutions nobody else can conceive of!
This week in #bagart we’ve got courage, conviction, and the vision to see problems and solutions nobody else can conceive of! This week in #bagart we’ve got courage, conviction, and the vision to see problems and solutions nobody else can conceive of! This week in #bagart we’ve got courage, conviction, and the vision to see problems and solutions nobody else can conceive of!
September 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Don’t be so shocked…#bagart is back for an another school year. This year won’t be a regular…it’ll be anything but…in fact I think a super year is in the cards.
Don’t be so shocked…#bagart is back for an another school year. This year won’t be a regular…it’ll be anything but…in fact I think a super year is in the cards. Don’t be so shocked…#bagart is back for an another school year. This year won’t be a regular…it’ll be anything but…in fact I think a super year is in the cards. Don’t be so shocked…#bagart is back for an another school year. This year won’t be a regular…it’ll be anything but…in fact I think a super year is in the cards.
September 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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With finals and Regents exams coming up, after this week #bagart season is over for the school year. Time to get into that special kind of weird that can only mean Summer vacation (even though it’s not for a few more weeks officially).
With finals and Regents exams coming up, after this week #bagart season is over for the school year. Time to get into that special kind of weird that can only mean Summer vacation (even though it’s not for a few more weeks officially). With finals and Regents exams coming up, after this week #bagart season is over for the school year. Time to get into that special kind of weird that can only mean Summer vacation (even though it’s not for a few more weeks officially). With finals and Regents exams coming up, after this week #bagart season is over for the school year. Time to get into that special kind of weird that can only mean Summer vacation (even though it’s not for a few more weeks officially).
June 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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This week in #bagart we are fighting for truth, justice, and snootchie boochies!
This week in #bagart we are fighting for truth, justice, and snootchie boochies! This week in #bagart we are fighting for truth, justice, and snootchie boochies! This week in #bagart we are fighting for truth, justice, and snootchie boochies!
June 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Students: Dr. Melendez do you know where we’re staying on the Washington trip?

Me: no.

Students: no really. You have to know.

Me: The Watergate.

Students: That’s not a thing. It’s not a water park.

:::shows them website:::

Look it up.

Students: oh it’s nice.

#edusky
May 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Student: Dr. Melendez, what’s that ironing that called that you use to iron?

Me:… an iron?

Student: yeah!

#edusky
May 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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This week in #bagart it’s hard being an icon.
This week in #bagart it’s hard being an icon. This week in #bagart it’s hard being an icon. This week in #bagart it’s hard being an icon.
May 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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This week in #bagart uhh well. I dunno. Something about Ninja Turtles and Blink-182. #byrequest
This week in #bagart uhh well. I dunno. Something about Ninja Turtles and Blink-182. #byrequest This week in #bagart uhh well. I dunno. Something about Ninja Turtles and Blink-182. #byrequest This week in #bagart uhh well. I dunno. Something about Ninja Turtles and Blink-182. #byrequest
May 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Student: Dr. Melendez is World War II two lower case L’s or two upper case

#edusky
May 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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This week in #bagart I’ve got a baaaaad feeling about this. But anyway, May the 4th be with you.
This week in #bagart I’ve got a baaaaad feeling about this. But anyway, May the 4th be with you. This week in #bagart I’ve got a baaaaad feeling about this. But anyway, May the 4th be with you. This week in #bagart I’ve got a baaaaad feeling about this. But anyway, May the 4th be with you.
May 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Excuse me but didn’t you do Simpsons #bagart already this year? I hope somebody got fired this week for that.
Excuse me but didn’t you do Simpsons #bagart already this year? I hope somebody got fired this week for that. Excuse me but didn’t you do Simpsons #bagart already this year? I hope somebody got fired this week for that. Excuse me but didn’t you do Simpsons #bagart already this year? I hope somebody got fired this week for that.
April 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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This week I’m #bagart do you have any teepee? That was cool.
This week I’m #bagart do you have any teepee? That was cool. This week I’m #bagart do you have any teepee? That was cool. This week I’m #bagart do you have any teepee? That was cool.
April 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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A student asked me Gandalf vs Dumbledor this week and did not expect the 15 minute impromptu lecture on the difference between hard and soft magic systems and how Gandalf wins anyway.

#edusky
April 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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CNN 10: Forest fires caused the loss of tree cover approximately the same as the area of Peru.

Student: How big is Peru?

Me: It’s a whole country. Paddington is from there.

Student: Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ok.

#edusky
April 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Ss: Dr. Melendez, can my murder mystery story be based on real events.

Me: Sure

Ss: Ok so there’s this guy named AJ Simpson….

Me: sigh.

#edusky
March 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM