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Todd Smith
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Still awaiting my promised 🚀 jet pack.
Willing and unapologetic kale 🥬 eater.
Zootopians on the plane
zootopialander
No Zootopia for Old Men
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
For a small fee, I will go to your Engineer enemy’s seminar presentation and ask “Did you consider what the influence of the coriolis force effect would be in your final analysis?”
For a small fee, I will go to your historian enemy’s seminar presentation and say “I guess I’m just wondering what the “so what” of this paper is?”
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Trump never had a fan base.

He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.

It’s as stupid as it sounds.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Schumer & Gillibrand facing mutiny from Dems over their outdated “corporate-friendly” playbook, refusal to back Zohran, etc.

Long overdue. @schumer.senate.gov

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
felching.
a do not press sign next to a yellow button
ALT: a do not press sign next to a yellow button
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The GOAT Award goes to Mary Bruce of ABC NEWS! What she did today was totally and unequivocally awesome and amazing! I saw it live. ABC should give her a goddamn raise for this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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What the actual fuck, Chuck?

Call @schumer.senate.gov NOW at (202) 224-6542 to let him know: We cannot afford another Schumer surrender. #HoldTheLine
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I could smell the mustard and the onions
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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"A girl made fun of me!" is part of every MAGA origin story.
It’s been over 2 weeks since AOC said Stephen Miller was weak and puny. Fox is still talking about it.
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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"Since Trump’s election, Binance has been a key supporter of the Trump family’s World Liberty Financial crypto venture, a business that has driven a huge leap in the president’s personal wealth..."

www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
Trump Pardons Convicted Binance Founder
The pardon follows months of efforts by Changpeng Zhao to boost the Trump family’s own crypto company.
www.wsj.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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@jay.bsky.team I hope this is a mistake and you meant to remove all of their accounts for harassment instead, since that's the only reason they are here in the first place.
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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No one is above the law, except for every single Republican politician and activist convicted of a crime over the last decade because Trump has pardoned all of them or commuted their sentences.
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I'm sorry but it's just wild we are in the middle of a government shutdown and the House Republicans are REFUSING TO SHOW UP FOR WORK so they can protect billionaire pedophiles and billionaire tax breaks.
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Missouri’s controversial GOP-backed gun law that banned local police from enforcing federal gun laws was rejected by SCOTUS.

The law imposed $50K fines for officers who enforced federal gun laws, including possession of firearms by some domestic violence offenders & weapons registration/tracking.
U.S. Supreme Court won't revive Missouri gun law that banned enforcement of federal rules
Missouri’s Second Amendment Preservation Act, passed in 2021 and signed by then-Gov. Mike Parson at a Kansas City gun shop, was criticized by local governments, local police and others. The U.S. Justi...
www.kcur.org
October 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The wealth of the richest 1% in America just hit a record $52 trillion. These are the people getting huge tax cuts — paid for by cuts to health care for millions of Americans. Every lie Trump and Republicans are telling right now about the shutdown is meant to distract you from this.
October 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid;
September 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ruin a book with a car:

The Old Man and the Chevette

by Ernest Hemingway
Ruin a book with a car:

One Hundred Years of Kia-Soulitide
ruin a book with a car:

Sisterhood of the Traveling Subaru

shit, no, all I did was make it gay
September 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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“.. I absolutely couldn’t care less what he [Trump] thinks about me … He’s the living personification of what the 25th Amendment and impeachment were for. If Congress had any guts, he’d be consigned to the trash heap of history.”

@time.com
time.com/7319963/bruc...
September 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM