When I stand on this pile of worthless newcomers, I can touch heaven.

Well well well. We knew you would come.

Now that the gates are opening, expect us to be even more insufferable.

Welcome. Let us know if you have any questions.

Happy one year anniversary to us, The Elders, the people who’ve earned it.

Our skeets are the very ground upon which Bluesky was built! Without us all is ash and tears!

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We have been summoned. We were here in a time before Hellthread and we will be here after the private beta period has ended. Respect us.