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Blue Lizard Travels
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Blue Lizard likes to travel, eat fry sauce, and touch the butts of statues. A light-hearted travel blog with the occasional cooking post.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Nov 12
Blue Lizard is now on Blue Sky. He enjoys travel, fry sauce, and touching the butts of statues.
Blue Lizard touches the butt of Rodan's sculpture "The Thinker."
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That's Numberwang!
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🎵 Make room for the mushrooooooms! 🎶
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The best part of food modelling is getting to lick the pan. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekVforVowels #onions #caramelizedonions #onionpie
Blue Lizard climbs down a wooden spoon to reach a pan used to caramelize onions. Blue Lizard sees an onion pie fresh out of the oven.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Blue Lizard hopes this buffalo made it back home, instead of having to live on top of a trash can. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekUforUnloved #buffalo #stuffedanimal
Blue Lizard sees a small stuffed buffalo sitting on top of a trash can. The top of the can has an ash tray full of cigarette butts.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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̶A̶l̶v̶i̶n̶ Simon! #AlphabetChallenge #WeekTforTelevision #alvinandthechipmunks #shiftythrifting
Blue Lizard sits on the had of a four foot tall sculpture of Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Based on his Hawaiian shirt, this was probably made to promote the "Chipwrecked" movie. Today, it's in a thrift store in Kansas City.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Well, that's awkward... #toilet #flowers #nebraska #sidney
Blue Lizard rests on the seat of a toilet converted into a planter. Both the bowl and the tank have flowers and branches sprouting out of them.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Blue Lizard was able to enjoy the shade until someone noticed him. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekSforShadows #buffalo #bartlesville #oklahoma #statue
A brightly colored buffalo statue looks down at Blue Lizard. The buffalo's shadow cover most of Blue Lizard's body.
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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After hearing about the International Hill Climb, Blue Lizard thought Pike's Peak would be a lot harder to summit. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekRforRock #pikespeak #pueblo #colorado #model
Blue Lizard is on top of a rock roughly one foot tall and two feet wide. On the side of the rock is a small plaque that says "Pike's Peak."
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Sometimes, you need to stop and take in the scenery. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekQforQuiet #lakemichigan #doorcounty #sisterbay
Blue Lizard lies on a cement dock, looking out over Lake Michigan on an overcast day.
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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A propaganda poster from the "V" miniseries featuring a disguised alien holding two children in front of a large spaceship. Below the drawing, it says "The alien visitors: our friends."
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Blue Lizard definitely isn't going in there, especially during spooky season. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekPforPink #creepy #haunted #spookyseason #keepout #weirdsigns
Blue Lizard sees a sign on a door that says "Keep Door Clear. Keep Out." Pasted over the top is a pink Post-It note that says "Creepy Storage Area. No Public Entry."
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Now that's a show saddle. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekOforOpulent #woolaroc #saddle #showsaddle #leatherworking #bartlesville #oklahoma
Blue Lizard sees an ornate rodeo saddle covered in metalwork and tassels. Every leather surface except the center of the seat is made from heavily tooled leather.
October 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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It's movie night for the menagerie. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNights #zardoz #movienight
An assortment of toy lizards and stuffed animals gather to watch a movie on a laptop. The laptop screen displays the stone head from "Zardoz."
September 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Blue Lizard has traveled with me for over a decade. He pretended he'd never had a butterscotch malt in both Utah and Iowa. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekMforMemories #butterscotch #malt #utah #iowa #desmoines
Blue Lizard Jr. sees a refrigerator magnet showing Blue Lizard Sr. being fed a spoonful of butterscotch malt. The text on the magnet says "blessed 2016." Blue Lizard sits atop a butterscotch malt, hanging onto a spoon. A small cookie rings the straw in the malt cup. This was at Snookie's Malt Shop in Des Moines. Blue Lizard is being fed a large spoonful of butterscotch malt. The spoon and the malt cup sit on a red outdoor table. This photo was taken at Chow Hound in Green River, UT.
September 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Blue Lizard thought it was fun checking his height, until he realized it's a flood gauge. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLines #mississippiriver #flood #hannibal #missouri
Blue Lizard crawls up the side of a river gauge next to the Mississippi river. The gauge starts at 10 feet, and is marked off in tenths of a foot.
September 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Def Leppard - Animal #AlphabetChallenge #WeekKforKaraoke #defleppard #fargo #northdakota #walkoffame
Blue Lizard lies on top of cement with "Def Leppard 9-1-93" written on it. The cement has the hand and boot prints of the members, along with their signatures.
September 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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#samhouston #texas #sculpture
Blue Lizard touches the butt of a sculpture of Sam Houston, but it's dramatic, because it's in black and white.
September 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Humans climb into these dark holes for fun? Why? #AlphabetChallenge #WeekJforJetBlack #caving #carlsbadcaverns #newmexico #cave #nationalpark
On the side of a rock wall, a rickety wooden ladder lit by a single spotlight descends into the darkness. Blue Lizard's silhouette can be seen near the bottom.
September 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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fuck yeah, I hope the cardigan I just got is haunted
Pat Robinson on tv. “There could be demons attached to your thrift store finds”
August 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Nothing to see here. Just a lizard touching the butt of Rodin's "The Thinker." #AlphabetChallenge #WeekIforIconic #rodin #augusterodin #thethinker #statue #kansascity #nelson-atkinsmuseumofart #missouri
Blue Lizard is positioned in a way that it looks like his left hand is covering the butt of Rodin's famous statue "The Thinker."
August 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Sometimes, art serves as a reminder of the horror that is humanity. For example, some people eat Campbell’s Cheddar Cheese Soup as a soup. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekIforIconic #andywarhol #cambellssoupcans #cheddarcheese #figgeartmuseum #bettendorf #iowa
Blue Lizard sees a print from Andy Warhol's "Campbell's Soup Cans." This print depicts a can of cheddar cheese soup.
August 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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"Why are you wearing that black hat?" "I'm pen testing!" #puns #hacking #blackhat #pentesting #pens #AlphabetChallenge #WeekHforHats
Blue Lizard is wearing a bowler hat. On both sides of him, there are an assortment of pens.
August 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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"Can't you read? It clearly says 'Keep off the g̶r̶a̶s̶s̶ glass.'" #AlphabetChallenge #WeekGforGlass #ariel-foundationpark #mtvernon #ohio #ppg #industrialrecovery
A "stream" of blue and white slag glass runs down a hill. Next to the stream is a sign that says "Keep off the glass." A tiny toy lizard can be seen on one edge of the stream's bank.
August 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Oh, no! This botanical garden has a dreaded Chihuly infestation! #chihuly #dalechihuly #glassart #olbrichbotanicalgardens #madison #wisconsin
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekGforGlass
Blue Lizard looks up amongst the tropical trees and ceiling of a greenhouse to see a cluster of oblong orange glass objects emulating a diseased bunch of bananas.
August 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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It's him. The 'merican eagle. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekFforFire #dynamite #merica #fireworks #fouthofjuly #iowa #desmoines #baldeagle #notoshacompliant
Blue Lizard sees a sign depicting a bald eagle holding a stick of lit dynamite in its mouth like it's a cigarette.
August 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM