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For the first time in over 10 years, my kids don’t care if the elf on the shelf comes to our house.

It’s a happy holiday!
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@showmanandydaly.bsky.social Have these been discussed on Bonanas for Bonanza?
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The Asylum has made a Winnie the Pooh Christmas movie.

Bruce Campbell voices Owl.

Thoughts and prayers to the families who accidentally watch this.
A WINNIE-THE-POOH CHRISTMAS Trailer (2025) Bruce Campbell
YouTube video by ONE Media +
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December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Historians unearth the pagan roots of Cyber Monday, reveal its origin in the ancient festival of CompuServehain
Historians unearth the pagan roots of Cyber Monday and its origin in the ancient festival of CompuServehain
"Cyber Monday has a storied history that stretches back to the beginning of human memory, some time in the mid-1980s.”
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December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just turned on @plutotvca.bsky.social and I’m watching the Quantum Leap episode with Terry Funk. It’s a good night!
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November 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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With Doug Ford's government attempting to shred the last few protections renters have, I figured it was about time to bring back this video I made a few weeks ago! That way we can all laugh (cry) together! youtu.be/Q78KKgo1JQ4?...
The Ford Government Has A Special Message For Ontario Renters
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
OTTAWA – Ministry of Transportation offices across Canada are once again finding themselves overrun with what has become a familiar sight each winter, as hundreds of thousands of Canadians must restar...
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November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I want this to be true just to hear Trump try to pronounce “Shawinigan”.
November 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Nation’s therapists know what they’re going to be talking about this week
Nation’s therapists know what they’re going to be talking about this week
TORONTO – Canada’s psychologists, psychiatrists and PTSD specialists are all pretty confident they know what they’ll be covering with their patients this week. “Usually it’s a bit of a mystery,” said ...
thebeaverton.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Bases loaded! Let’s go!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
To the house that gave my kid two sugar packets for Halloween:
Are things ok? Do you need a hug?
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Jesus Murphy! F the Dodgers!
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Seriously, when is Justin Bateman going to warm up as a relief pitcher?
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If the game goes to 15 innings, they should pull the celebrities in the crowd to play for each team.
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Still flummoxed on why Schneider tried to run it home.
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Tonight’s feature presentation.
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you see this, post a Frankenstein!
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Ugh. It’s past 9pm and I haven’t started my house cleaning. Nothing bugs me like knowing I’ll be cleaning past midnight.
#HouseDadProblems
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
RIP Spaceman
October 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
ICE will now begin targeting tall, blond, blue eyed individuals who speak with an accent.

www.theglobeandmail.com/world/articl...
Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado wins 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
Machado, who lives in hiding, was recognized for promoting a peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy
www.theglobeandmail.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM