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David 🏳️‍🌈🦦🐈‍⬛🐧🎮🤠
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FirefighterBlu3 everywhere @david@stuph.org for mastodon. 🏳️‍🌈🌻 Security/Compliance@Indeed. USAF #veteran #mechanic #firerescue #digitalforensics #infosec #webdev #microelectronics #homeimprovement #trucks #linux #powertools
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
it's "Friday" before Thanksgiving, are you slacking? #cats
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
the USA getting ready to invade venezeula for the oil ^H@#$% cartels i meant, cartels!
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i'm riding zoomie boy at 4am
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
#smol #cats kisses
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
shower time? #cats
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
grok, is elon the best bottom in the world?
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I never really noticed, but besides an apron on her kitty titties, Shuri has one sock pulled up, one not #cats
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
here's a minute of brook babble with crickets from my front yard fountain for you to enjoy #touchgrass
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
get to work bebe, stop snoozing! #cats
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the life of a murder mittens boy, sleep all day #cats
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
still spicing
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Shuri is spicy today and it's showing. she can't get the bungees off the other towels so she pulled my fresh shower towel off the rack and threw it on the floor #cats
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
metrics dashboard is due thursday. guess who hasn't put a single paw to keyboard for them. #cats
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i got pictures
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it's true. we have pictures. they hop right up with cows on their backs
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
it's true. i took pictures
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I give this man a pile of catnip and he just sits there and licks it #weird #cats
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
dammit, now the bug is infecting my IDEs #software #dev
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
annoying when a persistent bug in your UI all of a sudden changes location unexpectedly #software #dev
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
work is canceled for the rest of the day, I have a sleeping floof in my lap #cats
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
touch grass, pet tree kitties
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I seem to have gotten another bug in my user interface. I just finished squashing one. 😞

#software #dev
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM