Just Another Jeff (Jeff Li)
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Just Another Jeff (Jeff Li)
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Add it to the pile. (He/him/dumb/ass)
@bludgeonParagon (Man With A Stick) at cohost and the bird hellsite.Wrote things for @/Gamerspective and @/Geekspective way back in the Cretaceous era. Way too many milquetoast opinions
Rivalry as an anime concept inherently gets it better than Drake does lol. A rivalry in Umamusume occupies like, 3 entire fucking tiers of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs lmao
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
There is no way in hell that corporate frozen food America has not wrapped their head around the concept of oven-easy sausage logs wrapped in puff pastry blankets
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Unless it's not butter, to which the answer is probably sugar instead
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Also reportedly IRL fans would cheer whenever commentators announced his weight. A total unit
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Absolute sweetheart personality. Some of her concerts posted online are hilarious, if you group her with all the tiny girls she looks like a kindergarten teacher dancing with her class
(Otherwise she's kinda mediocre and mostly good for boosting your Team Trials score at mile/sprint)
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
An actual banger, unfortunately
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Wym, he clearly loves your personal space
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Him accusing the reviewer of getting "political" was somehow the dumbest thing I've heard in this whole month of discourse, and I'm embedded in the Halo fandom
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Citizen Sleeper 2 was the first game of the year that legitimately made me hope-pilled. Absolute winner
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
pretty sure there was a videogame about these fellas
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So what I'm hearing is, taxidermied babies are probably good, right...?
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I think my only real gripe about the game is that it might just have the most nothingburger Matt Mercer character I've witnessed from everything I've heard him in
But otherwise yeah super banger just an incredibly charming script from start to finish
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I remember seeing a clip of some Korean variety show a whiel back where they digitally recreated a mother's deceased son and put her into VR for it and I thought at the time it was the most dystopian shit I'd ever seen in my life.
Good to know the bottom of the barrel actually goes deeper
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm all for premium controllers but 180 dollarydoos for a generic Bluetooth mobile-oriented one is absolutely diabolical, Hall effect or no
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM