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Your Blasfemmous Big Sister • Chanie
@blsfmscvnt.bsky.social
resistance is a lifestyle, be boy & booze sober 🤘🏻
and finally (chaotically!) ten minutes after that.
October 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
and four minutes later…
October 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
my child writes notes to me, and slips them under my door when he can’t sleep (but knows he needs to be)

(a series)
October 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
she has lost her goddamn mind #beagle
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i wonder if that mold that nabbed jordan peterson has been eating away at RFK jr’s brain too.
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
good morning from the beag 🤗 #beagle #beaglesky
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
chomping at the bit because my months long hold for this book “one day, everyone will have been against this” has finally changed status on the libby app to “available soon” 😬😬 this description is my life’s thesis, the topic at the root of every conversation i have ever had.
October 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i spent 12 hours yesterday cleaning, sweating.

i used a carpet tool to scrape out all the nooks and crannies of the floor (pictured, disgusting life of a pet owner with stairs).

then i carpet cleaned the stairs, hallway and my bedroom. scrubbed two bathrooms. five laundry loads. two dish loads.
October 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
LOL okay i do have to hand it to the trump regime: they do know how to manufacture a martyr with all the tech ceo’s manipulating the algorithm.
October 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i don’t know you so i don’t know what this means to you, but this is what im picturing. HONK
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
this is always my favorite. when my son chooses to lean into me and let me hold him while he does something else, nothing can take away that closeness.
September 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
oh my god i have no one to tell this to, but beef jerky is now being marketed to young wealthy women. i never thought i would see the day that such a male centric working class brand would take this pivot.
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the evidence is mounting against trump ordering charlie kirk’s assassination lmao
September 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
1,000 days alcohol free for me today 🤯 time really flies. i simultaneously never thought i would see this day and hardly think about what brought me to this day. very happy with my decision to cut alcohol out of my life! #sober #milestone #alcoholfree
September 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
this is a real text that i had with a 60 year old woman who has had a child and been around many women that have had children.

when i say the general public’s opinion on medical issues doesn’t matter, this is what im talking about.
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
unexpected joy when i came into work today. sometimes my job sucks but working with young folks that want a positive influence makes everything worth it. this is my favorite staff i’ve ever had and im so sad to see one off to college! but i know she will do great things.
September 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
💯 i broke up with a man who called me “superwoman” because he acknowledged everything i did and yet..did fucking nothing to alleviate that workload. #4b #weaponizedincompetence #dumphim
August 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
IMDB is BOLD assuming i’m only interested in watching 6⭐️ and up movies. clearly, the UX designers have never experienced the 1988 classic “Earth Girls Are Easy”. simply, comedic gold.
July 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i call this “garbage bowl” and i make it every morning. i weighed it all out and counted the macros—gluten free, soy free, vegan. 72g protein. i am an unstoppable witch.
May 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Snuggliest breed alive. Hounds aren’t satisfied until they can crawl into your skin and live along side your body. #beagle
March 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
& you have to love the irony of Israel being above North Korea AND Palestine in lack of peace. How’s that propaganda working for you?
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Not me looking up the world’s most peaceful countries this morning.
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I had my 800 days alcohol free the other day.

I didn’t have a drinking problem. I could control how many I had in a night, I could control how often I drank.

But I decided there is nothing more rebellious, more punk rock, more antiestablishment than being ABV free.

Ive never been happier.
March 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Our family is doing our part, supporting Canada, by nonstop streaming “Grizzy and the Lemmings” in our home.

If you would like Canadian Tom & Jerry, tune in on Netflix 🇨🇦
March 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Anyways, thank you to my beagle who always makes me feel the love 💛
February 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM