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Troll, hater of That Billionaire and all his works. Hobbies include online and tabletop gaming, despairing over the state of affairs in the USA. Hoping for dualogue with others of my ilk.
Suck it, Elmo, you stupid greedhead prick. In a just World he'd feed the guillotine.
December 3, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Suck it, Elmo, you stupid greedhead prick. In a just World he'd feed the guillotine.
Sera Angel from original Magic: The Gathering card art. Except the sword is flaming.
December 2, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Sera Angel from original Magic: The Gathering card art. Except the sword is flaming.
How about "bless your fukin heart, asshole?" - The incel, not you.
November 29, 2024 at 4:14 PM
How about "bless your fukin heart, asshole?" - The incel, not you.
To quote my favorite Uncle, "You (alleged alpha male) are a douchbag"
Absolute fave ringtone. Thanks, Unca George!
Absolute fave ringtone. Thanks, Unca George!
November 29, 2024 at 4:08 PM
To quote my favorite Uncle, "You (alleged alpha male) are a douchbag"
Absolute fave ringtone. Thanks, Unca George!
Absolute fave ringtone. Thanks, Unca George!
The ONLY person *I* want obsessed with my genitalia ismy wife!
November 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The ONLY person *I* want obsessed with my genitalia ismy wife!
Should be a $3 bill, suitable for wiping my ass.
November 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Should be a $3 bill, suitable for wiping my ass.
"Married, She Wrote?" Good on you two!
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 AM
"Married, She Wrote?" Good on you two!
Sure as fsck isn't human, ol' Emo Fsckface.
November 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Sure as fsck isn't human, ol' Emo Fsckface.
Yep, this bastard.
November 28, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Yep, this bastard.
Not news to me. EVERYTHING his Billionaire Asshole Friends gone is a target. SS, Medicare, CFPB, VA ...
November 28, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Not news to me. EVERYTHING his Billionaire Asshole Friends gone is a target. SS, Medicare, CFPB, VA ...
X, aka Asshole Playground. Fuck you, EM, and the Gulfstream you flew in on!
November 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
X, aka Asshole Playground. Fuck you, EM, and the Gulfstream you flew in on!
VA classifies vets for healthcare by things like having a Medal of Honor, wartime service, and service connected disabilities. I am Category 7 of 8 ... and a plank in Cadet Bonespurs P2025 is the elimination of Healthcare for cat 7 and 8.
This could kill me.
This could kill me.
November 25, 2024 at 4:19 PM
VA classifies vets for healthcare by things like having a Medal of Honor, wartime service, and service connected disabilities. I am Category 7 of 8 ... and a plank in Cadet Bonespurs P2025 is the elimination of Healthcare for cat 7 and 8.
This could kill me.
This could kill me.
No sheepfuckers on bsky!
November 25, 2024 at 4:09 PM
No sheepfuckers on bsky!
With sparkles!
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
With sparkles!
Tater Tot? Casserole? Sounds like Minnesota Hot Dish🐕🦺🐕🦺
November 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Tater Tot? Casserole? Sounds like Minnesota Hot Dish🐕🦺🐕🦺
We can only hope, Unca George.
November 22, 2024 at 10:52 PM
We can only hope, Unca George.
With Elmu the Billionaire Shithead whispering in his ear? Try fscking ZERO
November 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
With Elmu the Billionaire Shithead whispering in his ear? Try fscking ZERO
Oh, HELL NO!
If Elmu were playing at MY TABLE, I'd TPK the sumbitch. A Doorknob? Con save 21 or half of 40d20 Asshole Damage.
If Elmu were playing at MY TABLE, I'd TPK the sumbitch. A Doorknob? Con save 21 or half of 40d20 Asshole Damage.
November 22, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Oh, HELL NO!
If Elmu were playing at MY TABLE, I'd TPK the sumbitch. A Doorknob? Con save 21 or half of 40d20 Asshole Damage.
If Elmu were playing at MY TABLE, I'd TPK the sumbitch. A Doorknob? Con save 21 or half of 40d20 Asshole Damage.
With Rs, it's the Derp State...
November 22, 2024 at 5:04 AM
With Rs, it's the Derp State...
N-dimentional chess? From DJT?
ARE YOU HIGH?
More like 1 dimentional tic-tac-toe with all the subtle complexities of a jack boot to the face.
ARE YOU HIGH?
More like 1 dimentional tic-tac-toe with all the subtle complexities of a jack boot to the face.
November 22, 2024 at 4:58 AM
N-dimentional chess? From DJT?
ARE YOU HIGH?
More like 1 dimentional tic-tac-toe with all the subtle complexities of a jack boot to the face.
ARE YOU HIGH?
More like 1 dimentional tic-tac-toe with all the subtle complexities of a jack boot to the face.
Indeed, JJFJ. My current substitute for his name and status as "President-elect" is either "Orange Asshole" or "Predator-erect."
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Indeed, JJFJ. My current substitute for his name and status as "President-elect" is either "Orange Asshole" or "Predator-erect."
Obstruct, delay, crime, criticise, bemoan, view with alarm, gaslight, and lie out their ass. That's what those bastards did.
In other words, standard GOP bullpucky.
In other words, standard GOP bullpucky.
November 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Obstruct, delay, crime, criticise, bemoan, view with alarm, gaslight, and lie out their ass. That's what those bastards did.
In other words, standard GOP bullpucky.
In other words, standard GOP bullpucky.
Hoist on his own petard!
November 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Hoist on his own petard!