get to know me through my phone!

1. random note
2. random photo from my camera roll
3. my task bar
4. my lockscreen

(no taskbar i got mah homescreen tho)

@mrkristofer.bsky.social silly mug seemed like a thing you'd appreciate pfft

Apparently deportation porn is a canon event in this timeline now... I feel like im two days late to goop and gag over it but people are just a joke and expendable to musk

Someone needs to die and its not gonna be the general public because of his lame decisions playing paper dolls with our lives

my game is dragging my ass 💀 i barely even drink, your honor...

He smiles like the shit is sliding down his pant leg and his human suit is wearing off, hes got ten minutes to reapply it like a ben 10 transformation

always remember the og

Fit gonna go hard after a wash this hoodie