blonkus
@blonkus.bsky.social
won the 4th grade book reading contest by reading all of the animorphs
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The best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet
January 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet
Sir, this is a W—
Damn
Damn
December 7, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Sir, this is a W—
Damn
Damn
Wait did you see this lol
November 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Wait did you see this lol
I guess half the country is okay with being talked to like children? This is legitimately on the level of saying there are monsters under the bed that will eat you if you vote for my opponent
November 2, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I guess half the country is okay with being talked to like children? This is legitimately on the level of saying there are monsters under the bed that will eat you if you vote for my opponent
Ok! What? So uh who do I vote for? Or what do I do?
Legit got this with no other information, not even a full return address.
Legit got this with no other information, not even a full return address.
October 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Ok! What? So uh who do I vote for? Or what do I do?
Legit got this with no other information, not even a full return address.
Legit got this with no other information, not even a full return address.
Let’s see if this works
October 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Let’s see if this works
"Cash Peters" said it's all over folks, so we're good!
October 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
"Cash Peters" said it's all over folks, so we're good!
Wow, the guy performatively and constantly talking about how great and moral he was online turned out to be a POS. Shocker
October 26, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Wow, the guy performatively and constantly talking about how great and moral he was online turned out to be a POS. Shocker
let's help em out folks!!
October 25, 2024 at 8:01 PM
let's help em out folks!!
If someone tries to lure you into the woods with promise of “talking eggs” DO NOT FOLLOW
October 22, 2024 at 9:13 PM
If someone tries to lure you into the woods with promise of “talking eggs” DO NOT FOLLOW
I know we’ve become desensitized to everything, but like… this guy looks like a fucking freak. Remember a time when a huge part of being a candidate was looking presentable?
October 18, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I know we’ve become desensitized to everything, but like… this guy looks like a fucking freak. Remember a time when a huge part of being a candidate was looking presentable?
October 17, 2024 at 11:07 PM
been trying NOT to have sex with pillows, thanks though
October 15, 2024 at 10:10 PM
been trying NOT to have sex with pillows, thanks though
Let me guess, pumpkin spice lattes
October 5, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Let me guess, pumpkin spice lattes
i was wondering about this!
October 5, 2024 at 7:59 PM
i was wondering about this!
Bro you’re 700 bucks short of $3 million? What a nightmare
October 1, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Bro you’re 700 bucks short of $3 million? What a nightmare
Same here. Ours also loved outfits
September 29, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Same here. Ours also loved outfits
It didn’t understand shit, we’re good
September 29, 2024 at 3:41 AM
It didn’t understand shit, we’re good
I think you may have a pretty fundamental misunderstanding about the star rating system
September 28, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I think you may have a pretty fundamental misunderstanding about the star rating system