BlondeAlex
@blondealex.bsky.social
My career in #CAWater is almost old enough to drink legally. My work in #CALeg and #CAAg is still in elementary school.
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These things for stripping herbs from their stems are useless if you just have fingers and thumbs (complete with nails).
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
These things for stripping herbs from their stems are useless if you just have fingers and thumbs (complete with nails).
Really curious about transportation politics in the Island of Sodor, @ansel.lundberg.com and @louismirante.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Really curious about transportation politics in the Island of Sodor, @ansel.lundberg.com and @louismirante.bsky.social
Who says cutting alfalfa isn’t pretty?
(Yesterday in Imperial Valley…)
(Yesterday in Imperial Valley…)
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Who says cutting alfalfa isn’t pretty?
(Yesterday in Imperial Valley…)
(Yesterday in Imperial Valley…)
Youngest people at the Smiths cover band show
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Youngest people at the Smiths cover band show
Last night the Dive Bar mermaids learned that Ken doesn’t have a subbasin, but Kern does
September 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Last night the Dive Bar mermaids learned that Ken doesn’t have a subbasin, but Kern does
Wood River headwaters above Upper Klamath Lake in Oregon. It’s spring fed, which you can kind of see. Looks like the river is is just emerging from a rock 🤣
September 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wood River headwaters above Upper Klamath Lake in Oregon. It’s spring fed, which you can kind of see. Looks like the river is is just emerging from a rock 🤣
Mt. Shasta from my vehicle window on the way to WEF’s inaugural Klamath River tour! Follow along as I tweet terrible photographs all week
September 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Mt. Shasta from my vehicle window on the way to WEF’s inaugural Klamath River tour! Follow along as I tweet terrible photographs all week
Only woman at the dive bar happy hour underlining and annotating
September 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Only woman at the dive bar happy hour underlining and annotating
Almost $1M swing in 4 years… no flip or remodel is worth that LOL
August 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Almost $1M swing in 4 years… no flip or remodel is worth that LOL
This tracks, since my palate craves fried bologna and caviar in equal measures. But grilled chicken sandwiches can go right to jail.
June 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This tracks, since my palate craves fried bologna and caviar in equal measures. But grilled chicken sandwiches can go right to jail.
Trilobite in glow sparkle filament 😍
June 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Trilobite in glow sparkle filament 😍
A yeti and a sasquatch walk into a bar… These things wasted a ton of filament but dang they’re cute!
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A yeti and a sasquatch walk into a bar… These things wasted a ton of filament but dang they’re cute!
I won’t reveal who sent this text, but *snort*
June 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I won’t reveal who sent this text, but *snort*
I have a husband who works in renewable energy and two really cute kids.
June 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I have a husband who works in renewable energy and two really cute kids.
11YO who still wants mama cuddles. I ain’t complaining.
May 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
11YO who still wants mama cuddles. I ain’t complaining.
Squirrels keep raiding the bird feeder, so I doused the Bird Buddy pole in WD-40 and I'm about to readjust the Ring cam so I can watch them slide down like tiny, furry, thieving firefighters.
May 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Squirrels keep raiding the bird feeder, so I doused the Bird Buddy pole in WD-40 and I'm about to readjust the Ring cam so I can watch them slide down like tiny, furry, thieving firefighters.
Also, some scoundrels and I definitely made a surprise appearance at the reception at the Monterey Bay Aquarium last night. Some would frown on eating sushi in an aquarium, but I just ate twice as much on their behalf.
May 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Also, some scoundrels and I definitely made a surprise appearance at the reception at the Monterey Bay Aquarium last night. Some would frown on eating sushi in an aquarium, but I just ate twice as much on their behalf.
Kinda weird seeing the As and Yankees play in West Sac tonight.
May 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Kinda weird seeing the As and Yankees play in West Sac tonight.
Every time I accidentally park on the wrong floor/ramp and decide to sneak through these cables to reach my vehicle, I imagine myself popping a Mentos (The Freshmaker™️) afterward
May 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Every time I accidentally park on the wrong floor/ramp and decide to sneak through these cables to reach my vehicle, I imagine myself popping a Mentos (The Freshmaker™️) afterward
What should I put in this happy little dumpster fire I printed?
April 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What should I put in this happy little dumpster fire I printed?
The Chowchilla Subbasin is more likely than not headed back to DWR and out of state intervention/probation 😭🥹
April 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The Chowchilla Subbasin is more likely than not headed back to DWR and out of state intervention/probation 😭🥹
My bachelorette party was exactly 15 years ago 🥂 🎉
March 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
My bachelorette party was exactly 15 years ago 🥂 🎉
The effect of the Kern County water access pecking order on land values since SGMA passed👇 #KernCountyWaterSummit
March 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The effect of the Kern County water access pecking order on land values since SGMA passed👇 #KernCountyWaterSummit