CHIEF, Blofeld's Cat
@blofeldscat.bsky.social
Cat. Criminal Mastermind. Legend. Founder of Tofu eating, wokerati, Anti Growth Coalition
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Rip roaring fun in the Fractured Europe universe. If you've read those you know what to expect. If not, what are you waiting for? #wasreading #booksky
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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First day of the advent calender. What's behind the door?
It's the Abyss!
*Stares*
It's the Abyss!
*Stares*
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
First day of the advent calender. What's behind the door?
It's the Abyss!
*Stares*
It's the Abyss!
*Stares*
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I’ve actually managed to purchase this on Kobo. Using the website of course, heaven forfend you be able to use their actual app to ever buy anything. As for whether it’ll appear on my Libra 2, we’ll find out…
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’ve actually managed to purchase this on Kobo. Using the website of course, heaven forfend you be able to use their actual app to ever buy anything. As for whether it’ll appear on my Libra 2, we’ll find out…
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So it’s NOT my imagination
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So it’s NOT my imagination
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Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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‘The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter “Quiet, Piggy!”’
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
‘The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter “Quiet, Piggy!”’
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.
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Rather nice tree root I saw today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Rather nice tree root I saw today.
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Your Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor name is your favourite saint's name followed by a portmanteau of a landform & building material hyphened together with your favourite Barbara.
Mine is Honoré OxbowLakeSharpsand - Cartland
Mine is Honoré OxbowLakeSharpsand - Cartland
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Your Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor name is your favourite saint's name followed by a portmanteau of a landform & building material hyphened together with your favourite Barbara.
Mine is Honoré OxbowLakeSharpsand - Cartland
Mine is Honoré OxbowLakeSharpsand - Cartland
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Agent Lairmore is done with his testimony. Prosecution asked further about the condiments and he said there was mustard on his uniform and an onion hanging on his radio antenna. Don’t think defense was going for a pun when she called him a “seasoned officer,” but you never know…
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Agent Lairmore is done with his testimony. Prosecution asked further about the condiments and he said there was mustard on his uniform and an onion hanging on his radio antenna. Don’t think defense was going for a pun when she called him a “seasoned officer,” but you never know…
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Pleased to see my finest moment - the "Hot Ladder" post is still getting the occasional like.
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Pleased to see my finest moment - the "Hot Ladder" post is still getting the occasional like.
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The title on this BBC podcast is -chefs kiss-
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The title on this BBC podcast is -chefs kiss-
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
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And they were sent after the insurrection to investigate, not before it even happened. Sheesh.
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
And they were sent after the insurrection to investigate, not before it even happened. Sheesh.
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Just too funny.. the abolition of stamp duty will be received like “the end of communism” huffs Tim Stanley.
October 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Just too funny.. the abolition of stamp duty will be received like “the end of communism” huffs Tim Stanley.
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If these are quintessential Englishmen, I'm done with being English...
October 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If these are quintessential Englishmen, I'm done with being English...
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Sometimes I really wonder why Caucasians are called "white." I look at my skin and it ain't white. The parts that are exposed to the sun are light brown and the rest a lighter colour that you could call beige. Really, we're all brown, just to a greater or lesser degree. Racism is weird.
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Sometimes I really wonder why Caucasians are called "white." I look at my skin and it ain't white. The parts that are exposed to the sun are light brown and the rest a lighter colour that you could call beige. Really, we're all brown, just to a greater or lesser degree. Racism is weird.
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The BT Tower is 60 years old today. Famous for its revolving restaurant...and a giant kitten courtesy of The Goodies.
October 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The BT Tower is 60 years old today. Famous for its revolving restaurant...and a giant kitten courtesy of The Goodies.
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The ECHR is nothing more than a scapegoat just like the EU was/is. It's an organisation or thing for conservatives etc...to blame for their own shortcomings and their laziness when it comes to dealing with problems. There will always be something else for them to blame like UN conventions
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The ECHR is nothing more than a scapegoat just like the EU was/is. It's an organisation or thing for conservatives etc...to blame for their own shortcomings and their laziness when it comes to dealing with problems. There will always be something else for them to blame like UN conventions
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Robin Williams daughter Zelda is pleading with people to stop creating AI videos of her Dad.
I’m pleading with you to stop using generative AI.
It’s destructive to the environment.
It’s destructive to artists.
It’s destructive to humanity.
It steals from us and churns out slop.
Just stop.
I’m pleading with you to stop using generative AI.
It’s destructive to the environment.
It’s destructive to artists.
It’s destructive to humanity.
It steals from us and churns out slop.
Just stop.
October 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Robin Williams daughter Zelda is pleading with people to stop creating AI videos of her Dad.
I’m pleading with you to stop using generative AI.
It’s destructive to the environment.
It’s destructive to artists.
It’s destructive to humanity.
It steals from us and churns out slop.
Just stop.
I’m pleading with you to stop using generative AI.
It’s destructive to the environment.
It’s destructive to artists.
It’s destructive to humanity.
It steals from us and churns out slop.
Just stop.
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"If you need more evidence that our culture is becoming more misogynistic...just look at Rory McIlroy’s wife’s Ryder Cup experience. While some [media] have been referring to the fans’ behavior..as 'raucous' or 'unruly' the behavior was pure misogynistic abuse, and it’s a growing movement" in the US
The Misogynistic Abuse Directed at Rory McIlroy’s Wife at the Ryder Cup Is Deeper Than Golf
It shows a cultural shift, one in which men feel emboldened to attack women in public without shame or consequence.
www.glamour.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"If you need more evidence that our culture is becoming more misogynistic...just look at Rory McIlroy’s wife’s Ryder Cup experience. While some [media] have been referring to the fans’ behavior..as 'raucous' or 'unruly' the behavior was pure misogynistic abuse, and it’s a growing movement" in the US
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It's been three weeks since @titanbooks.bsky.social published my Collected Short Stories, WHO WILL YOU SAVE? featuring 32 of the very best stories drawn from my 20-year career. I hope you've been enjoying it. If you haven't read it yet, you can find links here: tr.ee/1bNmUSTL1b
October 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's been three weeks since @titanbooks.bsky.social published my Collected Short Stories, WHO WILL YOU SAVE? featuring 32 of the very best stories drawn from my 20-year career. I hope you've been enjoying it. If you haven't read it yet, you can find links here: tr.ee/1bNmUSTL1b
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They should call it The Great British Identity Card. Everyone would love it then. Every week, the British Public™️ could vote someone off the Card. Mel & Sue could host the weekly programme, maybe with cheeky asides from Michael McIntyre.
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
They should call it The Great British Identity Card. Everyone would love it then. Every week, the British Public™️ could vote someone off the Card. Mel & Sue could host the weekly programme, maybe with cheeky asides from Michael McIntyre.
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...aaaanyway, here's a raven.
Everyone likes the raven.
Everyone likes the raven.
September 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
...aaaanyway, here's a raven.
Everyone likes the raven.
Everyone likes the raven.