"no no, don't get the chicken thighs, what you want is skinless chicken breast"
“Hey, who wants to discuss favorite Ayn Rand books and go see a Marvel movie?”
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird