Gloriosa
@blazeofgloriosa.bsky.social
I stream on Twitch one day a week, do chemistry four days a week, and overthink things eight days a week.
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Gloriosa
@blazeofgloriosa.bsky.social
· May 10
ICYMI: Important possum testimony from Stormy Daniels today (courtesy of Anna Bower of Lawfare)
The possum testimony will continue until morale improves.
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My wife has been making hamantaschen for Purim, and also made six adorably tiny ones for our three pet rats, because why should they miss out on the fun?
March 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My wife has been making hamantaschen for Purim, and also made six adorably tiny ones for our three pet rats, because why should they miss out on the fun?
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
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Just in case you were wondering!
Lock in!
Lock in!
January 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just in case you were wondering!
Lock in!
Lock in!
I keep typing and then erasing political comments like “ehhh does my stream account really need to get political” as if the entirety of my existence isn’t political somehow.
January 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I keep typing and then erasing political comments like “ehhh does my stream account really need to get political” as if the entirety of my existence isn’t political somehow.
The absolute entire vindication I feel when someone I’ve been calling a manipulative piece of shit turns out to be a manipulative piece of shit. 💅🏼
January 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The absolute entire vindication I feel when someone I’ve been calling a manipulative piece of shit turns out to be a manipulative piece of shit. 💅🏼
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I used olive oil to get some adhesive off my arm today and now my cat won’t stop licking me. Does she think I seasoned myself for her?
December 4, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I used olive oil to get some adhesive off my arm today and now my cat won’t stop licking me. Does she think I seasoned myself for her?
The random follows are real, y’all. My thoughts and prayers to anyone who’s on an actual ‘starter pack’ list.
December 4, 2024 at 4:51 AM
The random follows are real, y’all. My thoughts and prayers to anyone who’s on an actual ‘starter pack’ list.
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Dont be weird on the internet dont be weird on the internet dont be weird on the inter….fuck it
November 24, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Dont be weird on the internet dont be weird on the internet dont be weird on the inter….fuck it
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“you should be a good person without having to read books” of course you should, but do you know how to be a good person to everyone, especially people who are different than you, without the books? without curiosity? without a desire to learn anything?
November 23, 2024 at 9:26 PM
“you should be a good person without having to read books” of course you should, but do you know how to be a good person to everyone, especially people who are different than you, without the books? without curiosity? without a desire to learn anything?
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gotta grow up and be your own stan, lil guy. there’s only one parasocial relationship that matters…… and it’s with yourself
November 19, 2024 at 2:18 PM
gotta grow up and be your own stan, lil guy. there’s only one parasocial relationship that matters…… and it’s with yourself
Go home, feeds, you’re drunk.
November 17, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Go home, feeds, you’re drunk.
Just finished reading The Poison Squad by Deborah Blum and boy, was it a ride. It’s an excellent book about Harvey Wiley’s work on food safety during the early 19th century and it was really informative and engaging. Downside: I may never eat food again. 🤢
November 16, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Just finished reading The Poison Squad by Deborah Blum and boy, was it a ride. It’s an excellent book about Harvey Wiley’s work on food safety during the early 19th century and it was really informative and engaging. Downside: I may never eat food again. 🤢
Afternoon walk with the spouse. ❤️
November 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Afternoon walk with the spouse. ❤️
The level of fuck that the mouth harp player is giving, though.
Otyken: Legend www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXLo...
November 16, 2024 at 11:21 AM
The level of fuck that the mouth harp player is giving, though.
The most incredibly useful tutorial I’ve seen so far. I deeply wish this had been around when I first joined Bluesky, tbh.
NEW USER BLUESKY MEGA-TUTORIAL!
This thread will teach you the ins and outs of bluesky and help you transition from Musk's personal nazi bar into the bluer skies of...bluesky.
This thread will teach you the ins and outs of bluesky and help you transition from Musk's personal nazi bar into the bluer skies of...bluesky.
November 16, 2024 at 11:07 AM
The most incredibly useful tutorial I’ve seen so far. I deeply wish this had been around when I first joined Bluesky, tbh.
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes
Mesmerized.
Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X
November 15, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Mesmerized.
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T’is the season for BenBen’s baby yoda
November 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
T’is the season for BenBen’s baby yoda
This seems like an apropos moment to bring back this old gem. If you’re not familiar, it’s Trump’s SecState nominee giving the official response to an Obama SotU address. 🫠 The second-hand embarrassment is real!
youtu.be/19ZxJVnM5Gs
youtu.be/19ZxJVnM5Gs
Marco Rubio Pauses Speech for Water Break
YouTube video by ABC News
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November 15, 2024 at 12:57 AM
This seems like an apropos moment to bring back this old gem. If you’re not familiar, it’s Trump’s SecState nominee giving the official response to an Obama SotU address. 🫠 The second-hand embarrassment is real!
youtu.be/19ZxJVnM5Gs
youtu.be/19ZxJVnM5Gs
Thisssssss. There have been so many times I’ve tried to go off my antidepressants because I felt well enough that I didn’t need meds and could live like a Normal Person (tm)! It never works, it’s always brutal. It’s like trying to not need my glasses by sheer force of will. It ain’t happening.
I hate these takes. Medications help many people and rhetoric like this only worsens disparities, spreads misinformation, and continues the stigma associated with these conditions.
November 13, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Thisssssss. There have been so many times I’ve tried to go off my antidepressants because I felt well enough that I didn’t need meds and could live like a Normal Person (tm)! It never works, it’s always brutal. It’s like trying to not need my glasses by sheer force of will. It ain’t happening.