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i do enjoy a little treat from time to time
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
as i have soup for the seventh meal in a row, i have to wonder if i have made the full shift into soup mode early this season, or if this is perhaps indicative of something more nefarious
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
as i have soup for the seventh meal in a row, i have to wonder if i have made the full shift into soup mode early this season, or if this is perhaps indicative of something more nefarious
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walking in to the library and hearing some guy shouting "shut the fuck up" over and over, so close to getting the point
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
walking in to the library and hearing some guy shouting "shut the fuck up" over and over, so close to getting the point
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Guys I don’t care about the fuckass sky my concerns are terrestrial and immediate
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Guys I don’t care about the fuckass sky my concerns are terrestrial and immediate
smiling bc i’m cute and i know it
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
smiling bc i’m cute and i know it
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Should I ask him for a kayak? 🪶🌿
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Should I ask him for a kayak? 🪶🌿
kim davis has been wearing the same busted ass bump-it for a decade
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
kim davis has been wearing the same busted ass bump-it for a decade
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various capers and jocularities
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Premise:
Salute Your Shorts is set at the fictional summer camp Camp Anawanna (a play on the exclamation "I don't want to"). It focuses on teenage campers, their strict and bossy counselor, and the various capers and jocularities they engage in.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:44qzcr2vlte2j647kw65wlkp/bafkreig522lypkktwb7nlj4hvkdc5mpkqtib3rxpbju4b6pjz2634csiny@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
various capers and jocularities
the most 35 year old though i’ve had recently: oh heck if i act fast i can get something in the crockpot for dinner tonight
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
the most 35 year old though i’ve had recently: oh heck if i act fast i can get something in the crockpot for dinner tonight
quick and easy alternative to cinnamon rolls for when the craving strikes and you have three (3) overripe bananas on hand
*i added cardamom, ginger, nutmeg and vanilla to my batch because it tastes good
*i added cardamom, ginger, nutmeg and vanilla to my batch because it tastes good
Banana Monkey Bread
This Banana Monkey Bread is an easy bread bread recipe made with a homemade banana biscuit dough that takes just 2 ingredients: banana and self-rising flour.
www.theconsciousplantkitchen.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
quick and easy alternative to cinnamon rolls for when the craving strikes and you have three (3) overripe bananas on hand
*i added cardamom, ginger, nutmeg and vanilla to my batch because it tastes good
*i added cardamom, ginger, nutmeg and vanilla to my batch because it tastes good
it’s a good day to have a good day, i think
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
it’s a good day to have a good day, i think
pro tip: if u wear an extra big sweater, you can use the excess fabric to tuck in your friends
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
pro tip: if u wear an extra big sweater, you can use the excess fabric to tuck in your friends
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touching grass is not enough
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
touching grass is not enough
well that was the most upsetting destabilizing nightmare i’ve had in years
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
well that was the most upsetting destabilizing nightmare i’ve had in years
overthought myself into spiritual exhaustion, friday night am i right
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
overthought myself into spiritual exhaustion, friday night am i right
goddamn fred durst was right, this really is one of Those days
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
goddamn fred durst was right, this really is one of Those days
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
chronic insomnia is ruining my life
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
chronic insomnia is ruining my life
cut off half my hair yesterday, feels good
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
cut off half my hair yesterday, feels good
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.