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“bawdy” — now there’s a term I’ve not laid eyes on in a month of sundays

now its 👏*whispers* evvveeerrryywwhhheeerre
July 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Me working in the backyard deserves a hard stomp clap gheeeetar riffin soundtrack
July 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Test passes locally. Test fails remotely. Running exact same commands in same container environments.

This is why I have no hair.

#webdev #docker #alopecia
July 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Sheeeeesh 😮‍💨🪭

youtu.be/KrWr7ErpN7A?...
WHAT SO NOT'S - NOT QUITE A BONNAROO SET
YouTube video by What So Not
youtu.be
July 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ohhhh Artax hhaaaayyyy 😮‍💨🪭
July 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
There’s a backyard bbq somewhere nearby blaring Glory Days and I’m so glad I’m not there
July 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
If we can’t have gender neutral bathrooms, let’s double the count for the women. All my besties take forever to pee when we’re out… so many moments missed, tragic af
July 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I appreciate how iOS autocorrects DJT to DMT — if it could be this easy lol
July 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Using my flipper zero to dox folks at the dog park— or call them out for not having their dog chipped. Everyone’s getting angry with me today 😈
July 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sauna in my office because my kids can’t take it and leave me alone 🚀
July 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I kinda want a physical pager when I’m on call… being woken up at 3am for an ephemeral timeout in stage would be so much more fun if the whole nightstand shook when alerted and I could grab my pager and run— my wife would be so impressed I’m sure
July 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Blink Blink died at pride. I’m just Blink now. Not using the y suggestion. Sorry, you know who….
July 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Nothing cures my imposter syndrome faster than my incredible wife sitting in my desk chair completely dazzled by all the things on my screens — lol at me explaining why I have three terminal windows open when she doesn’t even know what a cli is. The cute happening is palpable. We must be in love…
July 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Took this masterpiece to the SF MoMA today bc pretty things adore pretty things ✨🖤✨
July 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Amazing #mural by BiP — I had the time of my fucking life dancing under this with all my friends at #SFPride this year

620 Jones in #SanFrancisco — sneak on by if your in the area

www.bipapollo.com
July 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reading this makes me realize how terrible my Australian accent is 😭
July 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
big homie just wanted to sun bathe in the turnout — who am I to stop them??
July 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ppl rly out there using the three second rule without factoring in the stickiness coefficient
July 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I wonder what AI thinks when I drop the double question mark — “humans, ugh” probably lol
June 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Such a fabulous set by Garsi youtu.be/fsnDgWBDmbQ?...
GARSI - Live @ DJanes.net Bali, Indonesia 18.1.2023 / Melodic Techno & Indie Dance DJ Mix 4K
YouTube video by DJanes
youtu.be
June 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
“If you believe if ghosts, you’re silly” -tuv
June 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
How tf does Johnathon only have 12 followers?? Hook in, gang on.soundcloud.com/1q0YqPzS5IBf...
Jonathan
Listen to Jonathan | SoundCloud is an audio platform that lets you listen to what you love and share the sounds you create.
on.soundcloud.com
June 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Artax!! Quit staring at the sunnnnuh what the heckuhhh!!! Nnnnaaaauuurrrrr!!! 💀☠️😵🪦
June 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
specialization is for insects, imma do it all
May 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM