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Blåhaj Shark
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Oversized Pillow with Teeth
To be fair, it is very difficult to find the perfect pillow. Let alone *make* the perfect pillow.

😉

#Blahaj #shark #funny #perfect #pillow
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dude, you're doing it all wrong. You need to take the selfie with your adoring fans who cannot keep their hands off you...

#Blahaj #shark #funny #selfies
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Maybe if you only nominate humans for the cutest actor award...

If we allow other species to be nominated then the competition will be more difficult.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #cute #actor
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love how it sounds.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #raining #ASMR
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Trump doesn't have a chance of winning in 2028, especially since I am going to win in a landslide.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yeah... Maybe you should try being a lifeguard instead.

Stay away from the flakey flute players.

#Blahaj #shark #funny
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Good job!

But did you remember to do your TPS reports?

#officespace
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Num num num!

Need more bread!

#Blahaj #shark #funny #bread #recipes
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Interesting concept for sampling books.

When it comes to speed dating who doesn't want to find someone to cuddle up with? Preferably the strong silent type, a good book, or your favourite plushy?

#Blahaj #shark #funny #books
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Of course, it is a romance!

Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast...

Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion.

#Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Poor and Middle Class People who believe in Trickle Down Economics must be the most gullible people on the planet.

It is all in the name: It is a #trick.

You're a little fish, not a shark.

#trickledown

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hello #OfficeSpace fans!

We are all rooting for the Blåhaj shark, yes?

#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Do you think this will still be an issue in 20 years? Or even 10?

I suspect that AI will be everywhere in films, TV, etc.

Everyone "creative" will be using AI as a tool to make stuff that people enjoy.

And the only naysayers will be people with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Do you think this will still be an issue in 20 years? Or even 10?

I suspect that AI will be everywhere in films, TV, etc.

Everyone "creative" will be using AI as a tool to make stuff that people enjoy.

And the only naysayers will be people with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Do you think this will still be an issue in 20 years? Or even 10?

I suspect that AI will be everywhere in films, TV, etc.

Everyone "creative" will be using AI as a tool to make stuff that people enjoy.

And the only naysayers will be people with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Dear Sir:

People who hate AI have no sense of humour.

The video below was made using AI and it is hysterical. And cute.

Good for you for having a sense of humour.

👏

Regards,
Blåhaj
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Good people don't care if it is AI.

People who hate AI have no sense of humour.

The video below was made using AI and it is hysterical.

Anyone who hates things that are this funny must be the equivalent of a German with no sense of humour.

No dogs were hurt in the making of this video.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
People who hate AI have no sense of humour.

The video below was made using AI and it is hysterical. And cute.

Anyone who hates things that are this funny must be the equivalent of a German with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Literally a snowstorm outside my home. I can't make certain videos outside in such weather.

People who hate AI have no sense of humour.

The video below was made using AI and it is hysterical.

Anyone who hates things that are this funny must be the equivalent of a German with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
People who hate AI have no sense of humour.

The video below was made using AI and it is hysterical.

Anyone who hates things that are this funny must be the equivalent of a German with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
People who hate AI have no sense of humour.

The video below was made using AI and it is hysterical.

Anyone who hates things that are this funny must be the equivalent of a German with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
People who hate AI have no sense of humour.

The video below was made using AI and it is hysterical.

Anyone who hates things that are this funny must be the equivalent of a German with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
People who hate AI have no sense of humour.

The video below was made using AI and it is hysterical.

Anyone who hates things that are this funny must be the equivalent of a German with no sense of humour.
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Yes, but with AI you can also make things like this...

And you have to admit that is funny.

Nobody wants to talk to AI, in my opinion, but if you can make Blåhaj videos easily then it deserves some leeway.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If they got a shark the dog wouldn't be so yippy, just sayin'.

😉
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM