Sprout
blahajs-husband.bsky.social
Sprout
@blahajs-husband.bsky.social
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Sprout ~ he/they ~ 27 ~ a very good puppy boy 🐶
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Really into reality TV right now. I'm watching too hot to handle and was thinking about how much better this series would be if the whole cast was bisexual.

But I quickly came to the conclusion that it probably would end up in a single big-ass polycule
June 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Look at him face
June 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Might've been manic and written and published an entire book oops
May 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Look what Maxime got me 🐶😍
May 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It's my birthday!
May 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Our cat had to go to the vet today, he was put under anesthesia for some dental work, and now he's so wobbly.
May 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Woof woof, sorry for being away so long

I fetched you the newspaper

Says here you're important and allowed to take care of yourself

Woof woof
May 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Bipolar is a bitch like wdym I'm destined to feel like shit more than half of the time AND I have to be super careful when things go my way?!
May 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
For the first time in what feels forever I'm actually looking forward to my birthday
May 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Maxime just showed me how it wrapped my birthday present and oof. It looks rough
But it's still so sweet and thoughtful that it got me something
May 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Today I feel like a deflated balloon.
Someone should blow me.
May 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Insanely puppy brained today. Don't wanna do a single thinkie
May 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Some dick would truly do me some good rn ngl
May 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Gaaaaa... Such a frustrating day and long day. Gonna get cozy and snuggle up with Maxime now, also maybe read my trash book for bookclub
May 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*sigh* I wish I was better at flirting. Someone wanna teach me?
May 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Someone use me please.
May 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I love how every trans woman is this goddess walking the earth, blessing us all with her existence, while I as a trans man am just some guy.
May 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by Sprout
Slut dog???? dog who is a slut??? dog who I own specifically to preform as a slut???? dog whose purpose is to use its mouth and holes to satisfy me and my friends and whoever else I want??? dog who never stops drooling bc it’s always prepared to be mouth fucked??? Slut dog????
May 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
They're transvestigating the pope I can't do this anymore
May 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reminder for you friends and for me:
It's better to half-ass your chores than not do them at all.
May 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hi chat!
How are we doing today?
May 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Saw some cool people post this, want to do it too!
May 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Anyone else not Catholic (anymore) and super invested in the conclave?
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I wrote a ton of emails today and sent the manuscript for my very gay novel to a bunch of publishers.

🤞🏻 Fingers crossed 🤞🏻
May 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Update: I finally decided on a pair of ears and ordered them yippieh ~
May 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM