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Laura⁷ ⟭⟬E ARE B⟬⟭CK! 아포방포!
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Hi, I'm Laura!
83 liner.
I'm a woman of broad tastes.
Aussie in the UK.
PERSONAL acct.
Musician. Psychologist.
Hag.
Vmin ult bias.
OT7.
Minors DNI. 🔞
Coming back from end stage kidney failure one day at a time.

serious shippers/antis/solos ⛔
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New morning glory tattoo. Symbolising hope, new beginnings, and resilience. 💪 Also it was the first flower I ever tended to and grew myself, as a child. So there's a lot in it for me. I absolutely LOVE what my artist did with it!
Close up of a pale skinned woman's lower left leg. A black, fine line tattoo of a morning glory vine with three flowers wraps around it. The woman wears a small black sock and purple converse all star shoes with black laces. The background is a brown leather sofa.
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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So I sang a fat chunk of Beethoven for an audience - some people I knew, some I didn't - and they seemed to like it! I've just been for drinks with some of the other performers and our sublime mentor. A really special day. And I looked super cute if I do say so myself 🥰
A pale skinned, blue eyed woman with shoulder length curly red hair pinned up with a rose clip. She wears winged eyeliner and red lipstick, and a necklace with black pearls. The same woman, full length to show her leopard print fifties style dress with long sleeves and a full skirt.
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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This feels pretty accurate...
iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
Love pawsona quiz result: Bird
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Gluten free haddock and chips. OMG it's delish.
A portion of fried, battered haddock and chips. The batter is gluten free!
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Pic for proof! It's now six hours after I put it on. It does. Not. Budge. I'm amazed.
A pale skinned woman with red curly hair against an off white background. She wears a cardigan with purple flowers and a black pearl necklace. She is smiling. Blue eyes and black eyeliner. She is showing off her new TIRTIR foundation.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Proud of myself for this. Fastest average pace I've run in almost three years - and definitely the fastest since my kidneys failed. She's coming back!!
Strava screenshot stating distance: 3.22km, Avg Pace: 6:47/km, Moving Time: 21.53, Elevation Gain: 0m, Calories: 220 Cal, Avg Heart Rate: 139bpm
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Bought myself a sausage dog handbag, didn't I?
A small, bright red leather handbag with a brown sausage dog appliqué
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Oh this just hit pretty hard 🤣🤣🤣
Picture of Dr. House staring in disbelief at a computer screen. Overlaid with the text: "When your family and friends finally decide to research your diagnosis". "Unbelievable. How are you still alive?"
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Look at this adorable little friend. Billy, my aunt's dog. He's pretty elderly now so has slowed a bit, but he is the sweetest-natured dog I've ever known.
A small white dog sleeping on a light brown couch.
October 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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no thoughts except
Pop art style woman with her eyes closed screaming "PARK JIMIN!!!". She has black hair, pale skin, wears red lipstick. The background is yellow.
October 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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While I was walking to the train station my shuffled playlist threw me four songs in a row in (or at least starting in) the key of C sharp minor. 🤣
Apple Music history: Killin' It Girl (Brazilian Phonk Remix) - j-hope and Glorilla MIROH - Stray Kids Open Always Wins - TOMORROW X TOGETHER Chk Chk Boom - Stray Kids
September 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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New tattoo, leopard print jeans and wooden floor. A study by me. 😆
A woman's inner forearm, with a black tattoo of a sunflower and tiger lily surrounded by leaves and filigree. Her arm rests on her leopard print jeans in shades of brown, black and tan. To the right, there is a segment of walnut wood flooring.
September 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Date night is tonight instead of yesterday. So I made an effort.
A woman with pale skin, red curly hair and blue eyes wearing a black cardigan and leopard print dress. She wears a red poppy necklace and red lipstick. The same woman in a longer shot, taken in a sun shaped mirror.
September 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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1,999,578,188
Screenshot of the end of BTS Dynamite music video showing 38 million likes and 1,999,578,188 views
September 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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And this is the result! Happy is an understatement.
A tattoo of a sunflower and a tiger lily in black, with some shading on the leaves and a little filigree around it. On a woman's arm with pale skin and a few freckles, which is resting on some white paper towels.
September 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Went to a specialist curly hair salon for the first time and oh wow, what an experience! So happy with the results, too.
A woman with above shoulder length red curly hair wearing a denim jacket and smiling in front of a green, grey and black painted wall.
August 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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👎I am exhausted after a wonderful but L O N G day yesterday

👍 I am wearing my new Lucy & Yak leopard print jeans to work and they are unbelievably comfortable
A close up of some leopard print denim in shades of taupe, black and brown
August 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Today's win: finding this dress in my wardrobe. Bought 5ish years ago, unworn because it used to be a little tight. Now it's loose if anything. And it's also perfect to wear for my cousin's wedding in October, solving my dress dilemma without the necessity of making a purchase.
Reflection of a woman in a sun shaped mirror. She wears a dress with a full skirt, printed all over with red and pink roses.
August 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Army right here
A woman with pale skin, blue eyes and curly red hair smiling and wearing a fish headband, astronaut earrings, a white T-shirt with the word Super and a crudely drawn tuna on it, and a pair of overalls in black with a red strawberry and white flower print.
August 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I felt pretty tonight. Dyed my hair yesterday. Put on a bright dress and some vivid lipstick tonight.
A white woman with big blue eyes and red curly shoulder length hair, winged eyeliner and orange-red lipstick wearing a black shirt with a wildly patterned dress in shades of orange, yellow and green. She is smiling gently.
August 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Dinner was delicious tonight. Black rice ramen in a Japanese inspired broth, with prawns, carrots, boiled egg, yellow pepper, mushrooms and corn, with fresh coriander, basil and chili from the garden to finish it off. So. Yummy.
A white bowl resting on a green tea towel. Filled with a dark brown broth, noodles, prawns, egg, carrots, corn, mushrooms, yellow peppers, coriander, basil and chili.
July 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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If you see this, post a pic from your device without context.
A light orange rabbit with a surprised expression with the caption: "IP Address?? They know where I pee?
July 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Feeling really pretty tonight. I don't often feel that way, so I'm gonna share this selfie taken a few hours ago before Husband and I went out on our usual Friday night date.
A woman with pale skin, blue eyes and shoulder length curly red hair, wearing red lipstick, a red dress with a blue floral print and a chunky silver necklace set with garnets. She is smiling.
July 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Whilst in Berlin I've walked soooo much and eaten very little. Not necessarily through choice, it's just how things have worked out. But when I get home I'm barely going to move for a few days and in going to EAT ALL THE THINGS.

(but this amazing cafe I've been to every day is a real find)
An open sandwich with chicken breast slices and salad with a honey mustard dressing rests on a wooden counter. Also shown is a coffee in a small glass.
July 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Stansted airport at 4am is surprisingly busy! Haven't seen any obvious army yet but that may change once I get to the gate. Got my lil friends on my case 🥰
A small black suitcase with yellow pinstripes. Attached to it are Chimmy, Tata and ARMY bomb keyrings.
July 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM