Hyperlaser
blackc3t.bsky.social
Hyperlaser
@blackc3t.bsky.social
I have a cat, her name is Princess.

She lives up to her name.

(Not affiliated with Boggio, this is a parody account)
When I first adopted Princess I almost named her Burnt Bread bc she looked like a loaf a burnt bread when she loafed.
January 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
tails are so cruel for existing :(
January 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
she's absolutely adorable, thank you
January 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
damn my employers found this account.
January 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
adorable :]
November 26, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Hello Prince!!
November 25, 2024 at 7:46 AM
“vvb h hylxyl;! my yhmgmmvfmcnm” -Princess
November 25, 2024 at 7:45 AM
//ooc, just showing that I’ve seen these. Cerise is so cutie patootie
November 24, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Hello!! Both of these are very cute, Princess approved of them as well
November 24, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I don’t think so? She doesn’t have opposable thumbs, she also doesn’t know numbers.
November 21, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Hello?
November 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Hello Prince!
November 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
All of the love for Princess warms my soul, theyre all gorgeous, thank you all so much for the art.

Princess thwapped the screen when I showed her them, so I believe she likes the art as well!
November 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Princess doesn’t know how to speak, but typically cats should weigh 8-12 pounds

(Princess is overweight, I’m aware. I’m forcing her to exercise when I can)
November 18, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I like your cat Cursedshot, very cute!
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Hello Katana!
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
She looks adorable!! Thank you very much Skate! Princess fell asleep so I can’t show her any pictures currently.
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
I love it when people draw Princess as a princess, it’s very fitting of her status of “Better Than Everyone Else”
November 18, 2024 at 8:11 AM
She stared at the art before begging for treats, I think she likes it.
November 18, 2024 at 8:08 AM
….what is that-? Princess swatted at the screen a couple times when I showed it to her.
November 18, 2024 at 8:07 AM
I got busy, anyways I didn’t have any of those but I did have catnip? So pretend that’s what she has.
November 16, 2024 at 4:02 AM
This biograft won’t stop staring at me so I tried to draw it, can someone get it to leave me alone so I can work in peace?
November 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I got bored during a work dinner.
November 13, 2024 at 3:12 AM