Hyperlaser
blackc3t.bsky.social
Hyperlaser
@blackc3t.bsky.social
I have a cat, her name is Princess.

She lives up to her name.

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I’ll show Princess everything you send and let her type out a response if she so wishes
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I lost my keys and my cat is staring at me through the window, she hungers and I cannot feed her
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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☕️ // BEFORE I FORGET take a little thing I did based off a convo between this acc and @blackc3t.bsky.social a while back [1/2]
December 30, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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/ this was actually so peak when it came out though . genuinely awesome
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
// still not over this, i think about this almost daily
☕️ // BEFORE I FORGET take a little thing I did based off a convo between this acc and @blackc3t.bsky.social a while back [1/2]
September 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
When I first adopted Princess I almost named her Burnt Bread bc she looked like a loaf a burnt bread when she loafed.
January 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
tails are so cruel for existing :(
January 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
she's absolutely adorable, thank you
January 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
damn my employers found this account.
January 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
After a short conversation with my boss about our personal lives I have decided that him getting acid dumped on him was entirely deserved and it should, in fact, happen again.

#phightingparody
December 30, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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finally done, zaw thiz cool azz guy on the ztreet and decided to paint em. teapot guy if you zee thiz u look zick az hell xD

#phightingparody #phightinggraffiti #phanart #pwnatious
December 30, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Happy (belated) spawnday to the Medkits
December 30, 2024 at 11:25 PM
why is my feed full of steak?
December 9, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 8:10 AM
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Jazz says hi to all friends! #Caturday #Cats
December 8, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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christmas trees beware
December 7, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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Sunshine kitty. ☀️😻 #cats #catlover #cute"
December 7, 2024 at 7:21 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 9:30 AM
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Cats are liquid
December 8, 2024 at 8:01 AM
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Purrfect pair. ❤️😻 #cats #catlove #cute
December 7, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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#Cats 🐈🖤🐈
December 7, 2024 at 9:44 AM