Hence why I referenced this last night

My Taco Bell accidentally hooked up the new Mountain Dew Baja Midnight early, ama #tacobell #bajablast #bajamidnight

I rarely go to the doctor because I’m a pretty well person, but I did a casual check up and blood work last June, which already cost me a $50 co-pay. Then TODAY, 10 months later, I got a push notification that Kaiser decided I owe $55. I can afford it, but seriously, what are we doing here?

Unfortunately, I was right. 🥹😮‍💨

Every time I see Jon Ossoff.

I'm at that age where I have to acknowledge that the best pictures of me are in the past. I totally understand why people use decade-old pics on their dating profiles (how was this SEVEN YEARS AGO 😭)

❤️

For the zero people who care, another nice neighborhood 10k! (My Apple Watch died just after 6 miles.) Kept pulling back on speed to try to build endurance. Thank god for pleasant California winters.

I know Taylor is just her own thing entirely and in a very different layer of the stratosphere, but the Eras Tour setlist compared to the setlist for Avril Lavigne's Greatest Hits Tour is so stark... 🫠 I know no one is doing it like Taylor, but the scale of Eras has just changed the high water mark.

I used to be a runner and I have not kept up with it. Tonight I decided to get going again and did a “slow and steady” 10k around the neighborhood. Feeling good! 🥰

Five years ago I was at peak fitness and apparently also an Instagram thot. #gay