Brian
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Science, museums, education, equity, progress, Disneyland, & Dole Whips. “A pleasure to have in class.” Theme park stuff is at @parklore.com
Obviously this is horrible, immoral, totally heinous stuff that's impeachable in and of itself. But what we should NEVER lose sight of are the ghouls smiling along as he quips – each of whom wholeheartedly believes they're a good person who will go to Heaven.
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Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Obviously this is horrible, immoral, totally heinous stuff that's impeachable in and of itself. But what we should NEVER lose sight of are the ghouls smiling along as he quips – each of whom wholeheartedly believes they're a good person who will go to Heaven.
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Donald Trump has a SHOCKING amount in common with elementary school kids, who will talk a lot of talk in front of their friends but fold like tissue paper if you actually look them in the eyes one-on-one and ask them to explain themselves.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Donald Trump has a SHOCKING amount in common with elementary school kids, who will talk a lot of talk in front of their friends but fold like tissue paper if you actually look them in the eyes one-on-one and ask them to explain themselves.
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Trump’s obsession with getting to Heaven and getting a Nobel Peace Prize could actually be useful if he were like, “Hey, universal healthcare would save millions of lives, and if *I* say it’s a good idea the GOP will agree! And the world will actually get better!” But. Nah.
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Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Trump’s obsession with getting to Heaven and getting a Nobel Peace Prize could actually be useful if he were like, “Hey, universal healthcare would save millions of lives, and if *I* say it’s a good idea the GOP will agree! And the world will actually get better!” But. Nah.
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It sure sounds like Epic Universe would benefit from a very intentional, steady expansion of its reliability and capacity, pulsing an army of well-themed flat rides into the park… 👀 parklore.com/main/buildout-ueu
Expanding Epic Universe – An Armchair-Imagineered Build-Out
An armchair Imagineering plan to expand Universal Epic Universe theme park with new attractions, rides, and worlds...!
parklore.com
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It sure sounds like Epic Universe would benefit from a very intentional, steady expansion of its reliability and capacity, pulsing an army of well-themed flat rides into the park… 👀 parklore.com/main/buildout-ueu
"The American urge to eat cheapo slop in a nostalgic setting hasn’t gone away. It’s just that younger consumers are nostalgic for their own childhoods, not Chuck Grassley’s."
MAGA’s Cracker-Barrel Meltdown
Why let things go quietly when you can make them die violently?
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August 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Unfortunately, Trump being underwater in approval doesn’t matter if even the conservatives who don’t approve of him would not vote for a democrat at best, and would still vote for him for a third unconstitutional term at worst.
August 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Unfortunately, Trump being underwater in approval doesn’t matter if even the conservatives who don’t approve of him would not vote for a democrat at best, and would still vote for him for a third unconstitutional term at worst.
Actually a hilariously good analysis of public response to Trump himself – see major, foundational, structural issues that could literally bring the building down, but fill the crack and paint it. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "I could take a ceiling -- like this, they'd rip out the ceiling because they see a crack. I would fix the crack and paint the ceiling."
August 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Actually a hilariously good analysis of public response to Trump himself – see major, foundational, structural issues that could literally bring the building down, but fill the crack and paint it. bsky.app/profile/atru...
A good reminder that LLMs are not literally “thinking.” They are not “intelligent.” They are Smarter Child from AIM, but with the ability to scrape Facebook to determine sentence structure.
August 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A good reminder that LLMs are not literally “thinking.” They are not “intelligent.” They are Smarter Child from AIM, but with the ability to scrape Facebook to determine sentence structure.
Woke data! Fake news! The economy is BOOMING! 😎
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Firing the BLS Commissioner because you don't like the data is a dark day.
August 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Woke data! Fake news! The economy is BOOMING! 😎
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My Taco Bell accidentally hooked up the new Mountain Dew Baja Midnight early, ama #tacobell #bajablast #bajamidnight
July 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My Taco Bell accidentally hooked up the new Mountain Dew Baja Midnight early, ama #tacobell #bajablast #bajamidnight
I work with children and this is literally what children do, including that they leave thinking, "I really got 'em. I won, and there's no doubt about it!" bsky.app/profile/kenk...
Asked about Jeffrey Epstein, Trump replies: "I can't believe you're asking a question on Epstein at a time like this where we've had the greatest success and also tragedy with what happened in Texas."
"It just seems like a desecration."
"It just seems like a desecration."
July 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I work with children and this is literally what children do, including that they leave thinking, "I really got 'em. I won, and there's no doubt about it!" bsky.app/profile/kenk...
Too bad it’s de facto illegal to teach intersectionality or good old fashioned empathy or maybe we could understand why someone would dare take actions that don’t immediately or obviously demonstrate blind allegiance to their “own people” 🤮
Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner says she "100%" questions the faith of Jewish politicians who endorse Zohran Mamdani.
"The same way I would question Chuck Schumer, who works against the interests of his own people at times for the politics."
Emily Compagno then accuses Mamdani of Holocaust denial!
"The same way I would question Chuck Schumer, who works against the interests of his own people at times for the politics."
Emily Compagno then accuses Mamdani of Holocaust denial!
June 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Too bad it’s de facto illegal to teach intersectionality or good old fashioned empathy or maybe we could understand why someone would dare take actions that don’t immediately or obviously demonstrate blind allegiance to their “own people” 🤮
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What matters is that Cuomo and all the people who endorsed him are still going to claim they're the rightful heirs to the Democratic Party, how dare young people challenge them, all of that.
The difference is they're now just unaffiliated lunatics, banging on the windows. They're not the party.
The difference is they're now just unaffiliated lunatics, banging on the windows. They're not the party.
June 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What matters is that Cuomo and all the people who endorsed him are still going to claim they're the rightful heirs to the Democratic Party, how dare young people challenge them, all of that.
The difference is they're now just unaffiliated lunatics, banging on the windows. They're not the party.
The difference is they're now just unaffiliated lunatics, banging on the windows. They're not the party.
Amazing that a statistically significant number of Republicans went, "Hey, y'know what, I know gay people! And they got married, and it's okay! It's weird I was against that."
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"Oh wait, no it's not. I'm against it."
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"Oh wait, no it's not. I'm against it."
May 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Amazing that a statistically significant number of Republicans went, "Hey, y'know what, I know gay people! And they got married, and it's okay! It's weird I was against that."
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"Oh wait, no it's not. I'm against it."
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"Oh wait, no it's not. I'm against it."
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
We’re in such a uniquely Trumpian situation.
Only Trump would flagrantly decide that only he had the answer and all financial experts who said it wouldn’t work were just dumber than him.
Only Trump, upon seeing the results experts predicted, would say “well, don’t believe your eyes. It’ll work.”
Only Trump would flagrantly decide that only he had the answer and all financial experts who said it wouldn’t work were just dumber than him.
Only Trump, upon seeing the results experts predicted, would say “well, don’t believe your eyes. It’ll work.”
May 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We’re in such a uniquely Trumpian situation.
Only Trump would flagrantly decide that only he had the answer and all financial experts who said it wouldn’t work were just dumber than him.
Only Trump, upon seeing the results experts predicted, would say “well, don’t believe your eyes. It’ll work.”
Only Trump would flagrantly decide that only he had the answer and all financial experts who said it wouldn’t work were just dumber than him.
Only Trump, upon seeing the results experts predicted, would say “well, don’t believe your eyes. It’ll work.”
Trump47 saw Trump45 unanimously ranked as the worst president by academics, historians, and those who study and revere the institution of the presidency and said “I can do worse.” And by god, he’s done it. THAT’S determination.
April 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Trump47 saw Trump45 unanimously ranked as the worst president by academics, historians, and those who study and revere the institution of the presidency and said “I can do worse.” And by god, he’s done it. THAT’S determination.
I rarely go to the doctor because I’m a pretty well person, but I did a casual check up and blood work last June, which already cost me a $50 co-pay. Then TODAY, 10 months later, I got a push notification that Kaiser decided I owe $55. I can afford it, but seriously, what are we doing here?
April 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I rarely go to the doctor because I’m a pretty well person, but I did a casual check up and blood work last June, which already cost me a $50 co-pay. Then TODAY, 10 months later, I got a push notification that Kaiser decided I owe $55. I can afford it, but seriously, what are we doing here?
What’s really too bad is that if you say to a Trump supporter, “is this really what you wanted? Legal residents of the US with no criminal record being deported without due process to El Salvador in direct opposition to the Constitution and Supreme Court?” They say, “Yep.” bsky.app/profile/nyti...
President Trump and President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador said on Monday that they would not return a Maryland man who was wrongly deported, despite the Supreme Court instructing the U.S. to take steps to return the Salvadoran migrant, who has no criminal record. nyti.ms/42byHcs
April 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What’s really too bad is that if you say to a Trump supporter, “is this really what you wanted? Legal residents of the US with no criminal record being deported without due process to El Salvador in direct opposition to the Constitution and Supreme Court?” They say, “Yep.” bsky.app/profile/nyti...
Donald Trump is so clearly NOT 224 pounds with a resting heart rate of 62, 20/20 vision, and perfect blood pressure that the GOP MUST be in on the joke.
But his temperate being 98.6 degrees is quite literally North Korean style absurdity. He get a 36 on the ACT, too? bsky.app/profile/jiml...
But his temperate being 98.6 degrees is quite literally North Korean style absurdity. He get a 36 on the ACT, too? bsky.app/profile/jiml...
April 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Donald Trump is so clearly NOT 224 pounds with a resting heart rate of 62, 20/20 vision, and perfect blood pressure that the GOP MUST be in on the joke.
But his temperate being 98.6 degrees is quite literally North Korean style absurdity. He get a 36 on the ACT, too? bsky.app/profile/jiml...
But his temperate being 98.6 degrees is quite literally North Korean style absurdity. He get a 36 on the ACT, too? bsky.app/profile/jiml...
Remember the videos of interviewers on the steeet talking to MAGA?
“Imagine you sell t-shirts. You buy them from China for $10 and sell them for $20. Make sense? Okay, now a tariff makes you pay $15 for each. Do you still sell them for $20? Or do you raise your prices?” 🤪 We’re living it!
“Imagine you sell t-shirts. You buy them from China for $10 and sell them for $20. Make sense? Okay, now a tariff makes you pay $15 for each. Do you still sell them for $20? Or do you raise your prices?” 🤪 We’re living it!
April 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Remember the videos of interviewers on the steeet talking to MAGA?
“Imagine you sell t-shirts. You buy them from China for $10 and sell them for $20. Make sense? Okay, now a tariff makes you pay $15 for each. Do you still sell them for $20? Or do you raise your prices?” 🤪 We’re living it!
“Imagine you sell t-shirts. You buy them from China for $10 and sell them for $20. Make sense? Okay, now a tariff makes you pay $15 for each. Do you still sell them for $20? Or do you raise your prices?” 🤪 We’re living it!
What’s crazy is that if we lived in a parliamentary society they’d hold a no confidence vote and we’d elect a new government. Even in a regular old American system, experts would be able to help redirect the course. But in this system, King Trump decides and we hang on for 3.75 more years.
April 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What’s crazy is that if we lived in a parliamentary society they’d hold a no confidence vote and we’d elect a new government. Even in a regular old American system, experts would be able to help redirect the course. But in this system, King Trump decides and we hang on for 3.75 more years.
Every time I see Jon Ossoff.
March 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Every time I see Jon Ossoff.
Unfortunately for Trump, I think this portrait makes him look MUCH more refined and presidential than he does in real life. Sort of an opposite of the Vance memes, Trump should hope he's remembered this way and not as an orange-tinted bag of loose skin and white raccoon eyes.
Considering his Legal & Ethical record, you would think the painting would be the lowest priority for this 34 times convicted, perpetual grievance monkey.
Turns out, you would be wrong...
#Pathetic 😁
Turns out, you would be wrong...
#Pathetic 😁
March 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Unfortunately for Trump, I think this portrait makes him look MUCH more refined and presidential than he does in real life. Sort of an opposite of the Vance memes, Trump should hope he's remembered this way and not as an orange-tinted bag of loose skin and white raccoon eyes.
Yes there's absolutely-anticipated irony in Trump's cronies very plainly and inevitably doing exactly what they said Hillary might do, and yes there's immense depression and sadness in the notion that it won't change one single MAGA mind.
March 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yes there's absolutely-anticipated irony in Trump's cronies very plainly and inevitably doing exactly what they said Hillary might do, and yes there's immense depression and sadness in the notion that it won't change one single MAGA mind.