✨Sugar Plum Lammy✨
@bknylammy.bsky.social
Just went through my mail that's been sitting for two months...
a cartoon of spongebob with his eyes closed
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with his eyes closed
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December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just went through my mail that's been sitting for two months...
Don't chase me because I'm not running..
18. Would you rather always be chased or always pursued?
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Don't chase me because I'm not running..
If you bought me diamonds, I wouldn't mind..
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If you bought me diamonds, I wouldn't mind..
I would like to think my aura color is orange
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I would like to think my aura color is orange
No... I never even searched it 🤔
You have one of those health rings, or health app on your phone using as a login?
How does Facebook know I have low vitamin D🥲
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No... I never even searched it 🤔
I hate when my husband is bothered because he spirals and tries to take me with him...
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I hate when my husband is bothered because he spirals and tries to take me with him...
When he has donkey peen ...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When he has donkey peen ...
The cards say I get my car back today!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The cards say I get my car back today!!!!!
How does Facebook know I have low vitamin D🥲
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
How does Facebook know I have low vitamin D🥲
Why does this man turn on all the lights and then leaves the room?
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Why does this man turn on all the lights and then leaves the room?
What about for me?
Sag in the big three means it reaches his knees.
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What about for me?
This autobody shop has really been playing in my face about my car. She has been in the shop since September 11th!!!!! I was supposed to get it back last week... And I still don't have her back. Please pray she comes home today 😭
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This autobody shop has really been playing in my face about my car. She has been in the shop since September 11th!!!!! I was supposed to get it back last week... And I still don't have her back. Please pray she comes home today 😭
But not on this fine Tuesday, bitch.. I'm staying home.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
But not on this fine Tuesday, bitch.. I'm staying home.
Right now I would have been running out the door... Hair half wet still from the shower.. About to battle LA traffic through the valley
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Right now I would have been running out the door... Hair half wet still from the shower.. About to battle LA traffic through the valley
I called out... I couldn't deal.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I called out... I couldn't deal.
Sometimes it's never enough
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sometimes it's never enough
I wish I had my shit together when I was younger
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I wish I had my shit together when I was younger
You shouldn't have to pay rent immediately after Thanksgiving
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You shouldn't have to pay rent immediately after Thanksgiving
I feel like crying 🥲
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I feel like crying 🥲
Do you feel like this year brought a whole lot of bad luck??
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Do you feel like this year brought a whole lot of bad luck??
Homegirl has one crock looking like a sailboat ⛵
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Homegirl has one crock looking like a sailboat ⛵
The girl at the register at old navy called me "gorgeous" just now and I'm like 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The girl at the register at old navy called me "gorgeous" just now and I'm like 🥰
I miss the sound of the rain ☔
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I miss the sound of the rain ☔
My husband the type that gotta smoke before doing anything
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My husband the type that gotta smoke before doing anything
Kinda sick of turkey right now
a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a red coat .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a red coat .
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November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Kinda sick of turkey right now