Are there no more available adults to be in the room when this stuff happens?

Applying for a government job that comes with a full pardon. This seasons hot ticket item.

He secured his job because he is a good guesser?

This year? Did he specify a date, or just Wednesday?

Absolutely no surprise here, except that he has lasted this long. Maybe there is an alternative "only the worst and unqualified" position he could fail in also.

Has he posted this quarters fee scale for pardons yet, or still working from the previous list?

The Peoples President! Well, just some people/family members with quarterly reevaluations required.