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Stuff liker. 30+ she
One of my friends was shocked Bananza Pauline is 14. I think she just might be the same species as Mario (officially Homo nintendonus) and caps out at 3 feet tall. The question is if this implies mixed ancestry and that one of the Marios got with Odyssey Pauline.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
bone wars comic i read as a child...
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Considering this is their face after an all-in bluff
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
And the worst part is that some of them were cute
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
We were SOOO CLOSE to having dragons, dude. These things ate dinosaurs, survived the meteor, and still ruled all the way up to just 5 million years ago. And they were related to crocodiles, but are an example of how they used to look
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
EXCEPT ONE. And we were sooo close dude. The biggest land predator in the age of mammals was a fucking dragon. And we were sooo close to seeing them, just 5 million years ago they went extinct. My monkey's uncle could have laid eyes on them
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@eshh.bsky.social I realized it probably didn't send you a notification so here
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
October 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
September 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Finally some good news
September 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
August 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Nintendo hire this man
August 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
She's beautiful tbh
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Anyone wanna come use my anvil we've just been using it as an extension cord rack
August 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Been seeing more stuff like this at work these days
August 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
FREESTYLE
August 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Adult bobby hill side view
August 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I constantly think about cell saga casual goku. Not because he's dripped out but bc it's one of the only times you really get to see super saiyan goku with his normal face+eyes. He was subjecting his body to unfathomable strain but he literally was just chilling and having a good time.
August 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Are you sure
July 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There's no way....right?
July 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
heres a scene where master and apprentice accompany a talking reptile through a swamp where they encounter robots
July 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"phantom menace had such a cool unique aesthetic" IT WAS CRIBBED FROM DINOTOPIA MOVIE HE STOPPED WORKING ON
July 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US
July 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM