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Stuff liker. 30+ she
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Dude this is some of the horniest shit I have ever seen, I can only imagine they got the freakiest people to work on it.

Right so anyway you can hear me in this as The Twins and also as Agares

bsky.app/profile/stra...
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Introducing Wolvermon to my furry friends like leaving a pipebomb in their mailbox
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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one singular lie of p
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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EXCEPTIONAL NEWS!!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
One of my friends was shocked Bananza Pauline is 14. I think she just might be the same species as Mario (officially Homo nintendonus) and caps out at 3 feet tall. The question is if this implies mixed ancestry and that one of the Marios got with Odyssey Pauline.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.

No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.

In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.

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November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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the dickbutlerian jihad
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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This has been bothering me a lot lately, but on a broader scope. People are afraid to be original. Critiques are all the same, jokes are copy/pasted, opinions use a handful of buzzwords that don't actually describe anything. It's like drowning in a sea of masks that all wear the same face.
One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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this guy will always be Dennis to me
a group of red and purple monsters standing on a rocky surface
ALT: a group of red and purple monsters standing on a rocky surface
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
bone wars comic i read as a child...
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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sex robot that if you ask it to suck your dick it says "I'm sorry, but as an instantiation of a large action model, I am unable to perform activities that would violate my terms of service with regards to explicit material. Instead, would you like me to perform the equation '2+2'? 5"
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I need you to understand that crocodiles aren't "unchanged since the dinosaurs" croc relatives were probably more diverse than dinosaurs of the time and mostly lived on land, some ate plants or bugs and filled all kinds of roles, the aquatic ones today were just the only group to survive the meteor
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Love Hemisphere. 💞
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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While Metroid Prime 4 is having some heavy discourse atm check out my shot at a manga version of Samus Aran from a while back
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Red? from ghost trick? yea the one in red
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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my holy grail in terms of digimon designs is the official (only?) art of salamon X

who drew this? was it a child or just someone who never let their inner child die? who never stopped drawing even when the world was against them? it fills me with such tenderness. thank you, salamon X
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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im dumb. fixed azusa's ribbon color
August 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Shin Godzilla - シン・ゴジラ

#pixelart
August 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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A dream of the fields
study
September 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM