i cant believe it but i saw it all the way down in orlando. dropped everything and drove out to christmas when @quynh.bsky.social told me

thank you duen

hi ive suffered with this many times & 2 things have helped...(1) lemon balm tea and (2) idk where i heard it but apparently just resting with your eyes closed is still rly good for your brain! so even if you dont actually sleep its still best to rest, and can be super relaxing after a while

happy birthday goober!!!!🎉🎉🎉

i hope you two have so much fun!! and omg happy early 50th!!!🎉🎉🎉

i always flip one of the batteries in the pack over, and make sure to eat that one last! ^.^ i am very tired

come back and help me finish this curdling cream 🫵👁️👁️

wheres that cigarette

maybe i wouldve if they paid me

corn bottle gone, best i can do is cantaloupe crem bottle that curdles instantly

GO MY HOTDOG

back when the dorito + mountain dew gamer fuel meme was a thing my friend and i drunkenly combined the two in a blender and the experience of drinking one sip of that while super super drunk is something no one should ever have to go through

$65 please!!!!!

im not sure what hand sanitizer cheese soup could be combined with to make a good drink, like vermouth maybe? or like a really weird meade i dont know dhskdhd