Qi mean at worst the points are a bit high is the worst I have noticed with them but I am no expert on Guard.

If the commander was ordering a squadron perhaps but a single tank that can't hit on better than a 4+ would be a waste.

I think the stat lines look fine but I also don't have experience running Guard. Most of my 40k knowledge is with Sisters where most of the army is 24" or less in range.

Don't get me wrong: there is nothing with wanting to optimize your list. I just dislike judging units solely on how optimal they are. I've always gravitated towards what job they can do and if I prefer them or a different unit for said job.

Optimal shmoptimal.

I mean it's been bad since we moved away from scatter dice and templates because anytime it gets decent they smack it down to keep it under control.

Just block the dork and move on. His feed is pure Musk simping.

Europe wasn't violating his human rights.

Founding a company is not the same thing as making things. He made no contributions to the tech made by his company and there has been much talk that his employees find his presence a hindrance to getting things done.

The shelled a Hive City into powder.

That's fair.

I have to admit I'm an odd duck when I look at Guard and my first instinct isn't to add Leman Russ tanks but to add artillery.

Sadly

They want to be told they don't have to change

With milk and cigarettes

I'm fairly with you there. I think breaking up the blue helps a lot. Though I am not sold on the blue wraps.

But I could always go a bit darker or break out a color like Aggros Dunes for those and things like the backpacks.

Like I said, paint schemes are kind of like puzzles.

Yeah the medic bag is fun. I just can't decide if it should be leather or cloth.

You might appreciate this post I found:

Yeah, but the weirdest dorks who try and shove it in everyone's faces just push their copies of GW's minis.