you can't derive an autism from an is-tism

i used to have a bodhimaṇḍa but coal companies cut the damn thing apart. now i mostly just sit on a pile of dirt outside my house. feels kinda the same

very well! listen well, Śāriputra. i will now explain the venting of the impostor

look, it's not my fault. she just came up to me and called me a freak --- i do not think i can be blamed for nutting so hard i entered the stratosphere, straight through the ceiling of this applebee's

This account is dedicated to the brave mujahideen bodhisattvas of the great round of rebirth

what if we were both standing on the same power line and we were both birds,, haha jk jk .... unless ...

"let's play pool"? ain't that that dude from primus?

since i am still new to cooking, i feel like my use of spices is unsubtle and pedestrian. you might say i have "Season-All Effective" disorder

for lease? ain't that that beethoven number?

my first breach of the cardinal rule will be to outline the cardinal rule: never post