Bitchy, The Hamster
@bitchythehamster.bsky.social
Fabricated Canadian, here to give Nazi MAGAts the Shawinigan Handshake!!!
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March 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
MAGAts don't like my posts? Well...
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"The Canadian version of U.S. products you normally buy" is the most arrogant take I have seen on this so far.
It's not "normality" for the entire planet to buy American. A LOT of us have always prioritized local businesses, we've just never been as vocal about it as we have to be now.
It's not "normality" for the entire planet to buy American. A LOT of us have always prioritized local businesses, we've just never been as vocal about it as we have to be now.
March 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"The Canadian version of U.S. products you normally buy" is the most arrogant take I have seen on this so far.
It's not "normality" for the entire planet to buy American. A LOT of us have always prioritized local businesses, we've just never been as vocal about it as we have to be now.
It's not "normality" for the entire planet to buy American. A LOT of us have always prioritized local businesses, we've just never been as vocal about it as we have to be now.
Every day that goes by I grow increasingly impressed that #TruckFump hasn't yet uttered the Canadian Bacon invasion slogan.
March 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Every day that goes by I grow increasingly impressed that #TruckFump hasn't yet uttered the Canadian Bacon invasion slogan.
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NEW: Minnesota Republican state Senator Justin Eichorn, co-author of the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill that just made headlines, was arrested yesterday in Bloomington for allegedly soliciting sex with a 16-year-old girl. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/18/g...
GOP state Sen. Justin Eichorn arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with a 16-year old girl • Minnesota Reformer
Eichorn’s arrest complicates efforts by Senate Republicans to expel DFL Sen. Nicole Mitchell from the upper chamber.
minnesotareformer.com
March 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
NEW: Minnesota Republican state Senator Justin Eichorn, co-author of the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill that just made headlines, was arrested yesterday in Bloomington for allegedly soliciting sex with a 16-year-old girl. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/18/g...
So, about #TruckFump's constant 51st state rhetoric, all you Americans need to know something:
England tried to assimilate us Canadian Frenchies a long time ago, and centuries later we're still here and YOU ARE ALL EATING POUTINE.
So, Quebec French lesson #1: Tah-bahrr-knack. Repeat it 20 times.
England tried to assimilate us Canadian Frenchies a long time ago, and centuries later we're still here and YOU ARE ALL EATING POUTINE.
So, Quebec French lesson #1: Tah-bahrr-knack. Repeat it 20 times.
March 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So, about #TruckFump's constant 51st state rhetoric, all you Americans need to know something:
England tried to assimilate us Canadian Frenchies a long time ago, and centuries later we're still here and YOU ARE ALL EATING POUTINE.
So, Quebec French lesson #1: Tah-bahrr-knack. Repeat it 20 times.
England tried to assimilate us Canadian Frenchies a long time ago, and centuries later we're still here and YOU ARE ALL EATING POUTINE.
So, Quebec French lesson #1: Tah-bahrr-knack. Repeat it 20 times.
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Didja REALLY think that voting for him would SHIELD YOU from what you wanted him to do to others?!?
#fafo #TuckFrump
#fafo #TuckFrump
March 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Didja REALLY think that voting for him would SHIELD YOU from what you wanted him to do to others?!?
#fafo #TuckFrump
#fafo #TuckFrump
SO, the mango moron says we Canadians need HIS protection because we're helpless.
Remind me again which one of us needs his schools to hold regular Active Shooter drills, you putrid block of parmesan!
#TruckFump
Remind me again which one of us needs his schools to hold regular Active Shooter drills, you putrid block of parmesan!
#TruckFump
February 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
SO, the mango moron says we Canadians need HIS protection because we're helpless.
Remind me again which one of us needs his schools to hold regular Active Shooter drills, you putrid block of parmesan!
#TruckFump
Remind me again which one of us needs his schools to hold regular Active Shooter drills, you putrid block of parmesan!
#TruckFump
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*opens app*
Sees RFK Jr. was confirmed
*closes app*
Sees RFK Jr. was confirmed
*closes app*
bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
*opens app*
Sees RFK Jr. was confirmed
*closes app*
Sees RFK Jr. was confirmed
*closes app*
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Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
February 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
#NeverPoilievre #Poilievre #canada #cdnpoli #FuckPoilievre #CanadaIsNotForSale
Hey, at least I'M honest about being a puppet with a hand stuck way up my ass!!!!
Hey, at least I'M honest about being a puppet with a hand stuck way up my ass!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
#NeverPoilievre #Poilievre #canada #cdnpoli #FuckPoilievre #CanadaIsNotForSale
Hey, at least I'M honest about being a puppet with a hand stuck way up my ass!!!!
Hey, at least I'M honest about being a puppet with a hand stuck way up my ass!!!!
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How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
December 2, 2024 at 11:40 PM
How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Someone tried to argue with me that 1984 is nothing more than a metaphor.
Dude's awakening will be fucking brutal.
Dude's awakening will be fucking brutal.
December 3, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Someone tried to argue with me that 1984 is nothing more than a metaphor.
Dude's awakening will be fucking brutal.
Dude's awakening will be fucking brutal.