Butlerian Jihaad Campbell
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You can’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk
He’s been carried by an incredibly talented roster and one hell of a GM. Not really a lot of precedent for this, but Lurie should be able to find somebody smarter.
Sirianni should know his flaws by now but seems completely clueless.
Sirianni should know his flaws by now but seems completely clueless.
I'm not saying Nick Sirianni needs to be on the hot seat, but like if you do the thing where you replace the offensive coordinator and it works again does that really work in his favor either at this point?
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
He’s been carried by an incredibly talented roster and one hell of a GM. Not really a lot of precedent for this, but Lurie should be able to find somebody smarter.
Sirianni should know his flaws by now but seems completely clueless.
Sirianni should know his flaws by now but seems completely clueless.
Jalen Reagor: not available as an excuse for whatever this chickenshit performance was
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Jalen Reagor: not available as an excuse for whatever this chickenshit performance was
Conservative playcalling to avoid turnovers 🤡
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Conservative playcalling to avoid turnovers 🤡
“That’s a good call“ gfy
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
“That’s a good call“ gfy
You SEXY FUCK
You stupid FUCK
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You SEXY FUCK
You stupid FUCK
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You stupid FUCK
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if you want 6, post Low-Res Sirianni
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
if you want 6, post Low-Res Sirianni
Rushing touchdowns are legal again
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Rushing touchdowns are legal again
Did Troy Aikman just confuse Andre Waters with Muddy Waters? Couldn't tell if that was a joke…
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Did Troy Aikman just confuse Andre Waters with Muddy Waters? Couldn't tell if that was a joke…
If it’s true that Jeffrey Lurie once grilled Doug Pederson for running the ball too much in a *win* against the Packers at *Lambeau*, what should happen after tonight?
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If it’s true that Jeffrey Lurie once grilled Doug Pederson for running the ball too much in a *win* against the Packers at *Lambeau*, what should happen after tonight?
Now, to kidnap Cameron Dicker and Mekhi Becton* and dump a couple of coaches in the LA River
*I know he’s hurt
*I know he’s hurt
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Now, to kidnap Cameron Dicker and Mekhi Becton* and dump a couple of coaches in the LA River
*I know he’s hurt
*I know he’s hurt
i will fight any [italian playcaller] - mm4mm south philly
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i will fight any [italian playcaller] - mm4mm south philly
Hearing rumblings that the Eagles’ positivity rabbit is being replaced by some kind of “negativity bad dragon”?
Not sure what that’s all about but it sounds bad
Not sure what that’s all about but it sounds bad
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hearing rumblings that the Eagles’ positivity rabbit is being replaced by some kind of “negativity bad dragon”?
Not sure what that’s all about but it sounds bad
Not sure what that’s all about but it sounds bad
Throw eggs at the entire team, but ONLY if they are battery-shaped and dense like batteries
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Throw eggs at the entire team, but ONLY if they are battery-shaped and dense like batteries
Don’t egg the man’s house, his kids live there.
Punch him in the dick on the street. Just him. Nah, him and Sirianni.
Punch him in the dick on the street. Just him. Nah, him and Sirianni.
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Don’t egg the man’s house, his kids live there.
Punch him in the dick on the street. Just him. Nah, him and Sirianni.
Punch him in the dick on the street. Just him. Nah, him and Sirianni.
Guessing they run it for 2 yards on 3rd down, settle for a FG because they’re idiots
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Guessing they run it for 2 yards on 3rd down, settle for a FG because they’re idiots
Wow, fuck you Jordan
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wow, fuck you Jordan
Coop stopping a completion to Ladd McConkey, which is a name JK Rowling would come up with for an Irish-American football player
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Coop stopping a completion to Ladd McConkey, which is a name JK Rowling would come up with for an Irish-American football player
For fun and brainstorming:
The positivity rabbit will soon be replaced by the negativity __________
The positivity rabbit will soon be replaced by the negativity __________
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
For fun and brainstorming:
The positivity rabbit will soon be replaced by the negativity __________
The positivity rabbit will soon be replaced by the negativity __________
Fucking joke of a team. Silver lining is that it isn’t Trey Lance whopping them.
…which they would also deserve.
…which they would also deserve.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fucking joke of a team. Silver lining is that it isn’t Trey Lance whopping them.
…which they would also deserve.
…which they would also deserve.
lol yeah, anything beyond 8 wins for these guys is a bonus at this rate.
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
lol yeah, anything beyond 8 wins for these guys is a bonus at this rate.
That fan has a sweet heavenly voice. Like Urkel!
Crowd shot of Urkel. All the stars came out for the Chargers tonight
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
That fan has a sweet heavenly voice. Like Urkel!
All that juice and this is the end result? Poor bastard
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
All that juice and this is the end result? Poor bastard
Ken likes himself some cold beverage, huh
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ken likes himself some cold beverage, huh
