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Princess Knifesmith
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Still a feral hog screaming in a meadow
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It turns out that it’s a bad thing to retool our entire media ecosystem to reward one thing, engagement, thereby removing any consequence whatsoever for spreading misinformation.
October 26, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Mainly want to be in love so when I come home starving after a big show cause I forgot to eat for twelve hours someone will be home to shred rotisserie chicken into mashed potatoes for me and heat it up while I scroll through my phone and catch up on the horrors.
October 26, 2023 at 6:35 AM
Kyle Gordon is gonna spend the rest of his career searching for the virality of Planet of the Bass and I think he’d do better going back to short form bits cause he’s clearly super funny, but most people only have one Planet of the Bass moment in them and he has a lot of success outside of it.
October 25, 2023 at 2:40 AM
I do not want to do the work to obtain Michael Cera’s email address, I simply want to be handed it. I want to ask him to play his 2014 album at the communist library, he loves a god bit, I think he’d do it.
October 20, 2023 at 8:27 AM
Wait turntables are digital now? You don’t actually put records on them? Why are they still called DJ’s then? Why are these kinda on my damn lawn claiming to be DJ’s with a silly knob box?!?
October 19, 2023 at 8:55 AM
Man I love being seen as an expert in my field but also I hate being referred to people who need an expert in my field!! I want to help everyone make the best possible show and it’s honestly a lot of work to be a consulting agency of one who works for free!!!
October 18, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Lmaooo there’s a radio friendly version of ABCDEFU and it’s “get off” instead of fuck off and like… different message!!
October 16, 2023 at 10:09 PM
It’s hella racist to believe that the “day of rage” thing is a threat to us at all!! It just means you don’t trust the Muslim people in your town to not listen to a past leader of a terrorist group and that’s fucked. I’ve never seen cops put on “high alert” when white supremacists pull similar shit
October 16, 2023 at 7:33 AM
Wait is Evan Hansen autistic? Or was Ben just stimming in the clip I saw cause he thinks that’s what “weirdo’s” do. Someone tell me I need the representation if he is.
October 16, 2023 at 6:36 AM
I would throw it all away for Steve Martin, everything. That man is magic.
October 15, 2023 at 6:26 PM
As a mega huge Swiftie I’m like… really tired of dating news and feel like it must be exhausting for her to have to present whole ass relationships so fast cause she can’t go on tons of shitty first dates like a normal person without being attacked by the media!
October 15, 2023 at 7:15 AM
I don’t think it’s fair that the pit is such a thing to the point that I have to be in one or resign to barely seeing the band. There should be wing space towards the front on both sides, it blows when y’all just start flailing like there’s no one who might not want to be flailed on.
October 15, 2023 at 6:43 AM
Today I’m thinking about how I wasted all my 11:11 and eyelash wishes from ages 12-18 wishing to wake up looking identical to Lindsay Lohan. My parents putting me in weight watchers at 11 def didn’t fuck me up!!!!!
October 15, 2023 at 6:28 AM
Penelope Gazin came into my house and stole my wallet*
*Fashion Brand Company started offering afterpay
October 14, 2023 at 8:23 AM
There should be a check done to prove that you support sex workers before you can participate in recreational and competitive pole dancing.
October 14, 2023 at 7:32 AM
I do truly wonder what I actually need to know? Is the burden of knowledge actually making me a less helpful person? If I wasn’t constantly fearing world war 3 maybe I’d help more people and cultivate more joy.
October 13, 2023 at 11:03 AM
There is no such thing as “jumping on a bandwagon” when it comes to caring about an issue, it’s just that society tends to get louder as said issue gets worse.
October 13, 2023 at 10:42 AM
I reaaaaly hope I get to sit during the Era’s Tour Movie like I don’t get why you’d want to stand when you could be blocking folk and when there are comfy seats that are really close to each other!!
October 13, 2023 at 9:59 AM
As I start 30 Rock again for the 500th time, I can’t help but think about how apeshit I’d go if I was on an NBC tour and the page introduced our group to a head writer. Tour group full of dweebs for not caring really.
October 13, 2023 at 9:47 AM
I think at least three times as many white male actors are Skarsgard’s as we think. They are infiltrating Hollywood and trying to keep us unawares but I can see them!
October 13, 2023 at 6:15 AM
Rather than enjoy my days I spend the majority of my time taking in horrific news and I think maybe if I delete social media I may actually be more beneficial to my loved ones. I could book more shows and make more art and foster community.
October 12, 2023 at 7:36 AM
I struggle between wanting to know everything that is going on and wondering how following the horrors is useful for the victims. I am a physical burden at protests and have no money to help any causes so being aware feels like the least I can do, but is it helpful?
October 12, 2023 at 7:34 AM
Hate having a brain that needs to repeat “you are not in trouble if they don’t text you back immediately,” multiple times a day!!!
October 12, 2023 at 12:53 AM
How many beans do I have to eat before my body adjusts? Or are all y’all bean people just ripping horrific farts day in and day out and simply do not care?
October 11, 2023 at 7:21 AM
Who should I be following?!
October 10, 2023 at 10:16 PM