Anthropologie taste but a TJMaxx budget

Friendly reminder that if kids are outside this summer, as long as they’re not causing trouble or doing anything bad, it’s okay for them to be there. Ten years ago yall complained all kids do is stay inside and play video games

Why do people insist on standing in empty parking spots to have full-blown conversations when I’m clearly trying to park there 😭

Thank God, we are getting into “socks are optional, not mandatory“ season

As it turns out, having a wedding and our whole marriage is easier and less stressful than buying a house

I am culturally catholic. I still participate in lent, but only the part where I eat fish fry’s every Friday for dinner.

Syracuse Margaritaville CLOSED AND IM SO UPSET

Dear Gays, how do you feel about Lady Gaga’s return?!

I watched that video of that guy who went to every Margaritaville and thought 1. Why can’t that be ME and 2. I need to go to the Florida Keys Margaritaville in my lifetime

"go piss girl" is gender neutral

I woke up so congested that I couldn’t breathe, Neti potted the crap out of my sinuses to find that I couldn’t even clear the left side 🥲 took some additional antihistamines so hoping it clears soon. I only feel relief standing up, which is annoying when it’s 3:30am. Exercising today for sure!

Started a band called ‘Duvet.’ All we play are covers

Here are some nice mushrooms

I follow a few meme accounts on here but I feel like Bluesky still needs to lean more into the shitposting side of the internet 😂😅

I actually don’t mind commercials, we don’t need to be streaming shows straight through with no breaks

Bla bla bla proper name place name backstory stuff

My life has been significantly better since we unplugged our Amazon Echo and went back to using a basic AM/FM radio. It even has Bluetooth if I want to play Spotify!

Submitting Rosie for #dogsofbluesky consideration