Can we all agree that this is a terrible brand name for a kitchen appliance?
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Can we all agree that this is a terrible brand name for a kitchen appliance?
Now more than ever, on this twenty-first night of September, our love must endeavor to change the minds of pretenders.
Ba Dee Ya to you and yours.
Ba Dee Ya to you and yours.
September 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Now more than ever, on this twenty-first night of September, our love must endeavor to change the minds of pretenders.
Ba Dee Ya to you and yours.
Ba Dee Ya to you and yours.
The tiny DJ in my head started -apropos of nothing- playing “These are the Dave’s I Know” from Kids in the Hall. An hour later, the video popped up on my FYP. So either there is something in the zeitgeist reminding people about the skit, or the algorithm has achieved terrifying new heights.
September 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The tiny DJ in my head started -apropos of nothing- playing “These are the Dave’s I Know” from Kids in the Hall. An hour later, the video popped up on my FYP. So either there is something in the zeitgeist reminding people about the skit, or the algorithm has achieved terrifying new heights.
A shirt is clothing you wear over your skin.
A leather jacket is skin you wear over your clothing.
A leather jacket is skin you wear over your clothing.
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A shirt is clothing you wear over your skin.
A leather jacket is skin you wear over your clothing.
A leather jacket is skin you wear over your clothing.
One of my earliest memories of music is hearing my parents play “Axel F” from the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack on the record player. At age 3 or 4 I did not know what a synthesizer was, but perhaps because of this I was entranced by the sound.
August 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
One of my earliest memories of music is hearing my parents play “Axel F” from the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack on the record player. At age 3 or 4 I did not know what a synthesizer was, but perhaps because of this I was entranced by the sound.
This product was tested on animals and it made them smell dope as hell
July 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This product was tested on animals and it made them smell dope as hell
How weird is it that hot dogs and chilli dogs are served at the same temperature
July 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How weird is it that hot dogs and chilli dogs are served at the same temperature
My stereo has a feature where you can assign stations and playlists as presets on the front panel, which is why I now have an ESPN JockJams button.
July 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My stereo has a feature where you can assign stations and playlists as presets on the front panel, which is why I now have an ESPN JockJams button.
Had a dream where, in a Bo-Jackson-two-sport situation, Carly Rae Jepsen was both a pop star and had a successful career as a MLB infielder, winning a World Series with the Detroit Tigers.
What I’m saying is that to build a better world you must first imagine a better world.
What I’m saying is that to build a better world you must first imagine a better world.
May 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Had a dream where, in a Bo-Jackson-two-sport situation, Carly Rae Jepsen was both a pop star and had a successful career as a MLB infielder, winning a World Series with the Detroit Tigers.
What I’m saying is that to build a better world you must first imagine a better world.
What I’m saying is that to build a better world you must first imagine a better world.
It was silly in the 90’s, but in the year 2025 the concept of Freakazoid is terrifying.
May 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It was silly in the 90’s, but in the year 2025 the concept of Freakazoid is terrifying.
Stan Bush’s “Dare” is the pinnacle of western music and I will broker no argument.
May 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Stan Bush’s “Dare” is the pinnacle of western music and I will broker no argument.
Prince got it.
I feel like purple isn’t enough people’s favorite color. It’s a bad ass piece of the spectrum
May 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Prince got it.
I feel like purple isn’t enough people’s favorite color. It’s a bad ass piece of the spectrum
May 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I feel like purple isn’t enough people’s favorite color. It’s a bad ass piece of the spectrum
Eleven years ago, I made a comment on a Reddit post regarding the implied punctuation in the Mighty Mighty Bosstones’ “The Impression That I Get” and motherfuckers STILL showing up to argue. I think this might be purgatory.
May 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Eleven years ago, I made a comment on a Reddit post regarding the implied punctuation in the Mighty Mighty Bosstones’ “The Impression That I Get” and motherfuckers STILL showing up to argue. I think this might be purgatory.
And your pace is slightly faster than theirs
The nightmare: you’re walking on a path and it converges with another. You wind up walking 20ft behind someone else.
May 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
And your pace is slightly faster than theirs
The nightmare: you’re walking on a path and it converges with another. You wind up walking 20ft behind someone else.
May 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The nightmare: you’re walking on a path and it converges with another. You wind up walking 20ft behind someone else.
Me: DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch,
you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
Dentist: what? no, DECAY. Do you even want teeth?
He's the leader of the bunch,
you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
Dentist: what? no, DECAY. Do you even want teeth?
May 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Me: DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch,
you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
Dentist: what? no, DECAY. Do you even want teeth?
He's the leader of the bunch,
you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
Dentist: what? no, DECAY. Do you even want teeth?
I got a free pair of promotional sunglasses from something called MAN MAYHEM. I don’t know what that is, but I assume it’s like BOY TROUBLE, just dialed up a notch.
April 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I got a free pair of promotional sunglasses from something called MAN MAYHEM. I don’t know what that is, but I assume it’s like BOY TROUBLE, just dialed up a notch.
Running on four hours of sleep and five cups of coffee, my nervous system doesn’t know which way is up and I’m ready to rock.
April 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Running on four hours of sleep and five cups of coffee, my nervous system doesn’t know which way is up and I’m ready to rock.
Driving back from lunch & the lid popped off my drink and spilled, not on, but just in front of my lap & due to the geometry of the seat the drink ran back and just sort of pooled in my gooch & I was going like 50 w traffic so I couldn’t stop & clean it up so I just had to drive back with gooch tea.
March 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Driving back from lunch & the lid popped off my drink and spilled, not on, but just in front of my lap & due to the geometry of the seat the drink ran back and just sort of pooled in my gooch & I was going like 50 w traffic so I couldn’t stop & clean it up so I just had to drive back with gooch tea.
We have college basketball on at work, which is fun because the first game was Cardinals vs Blue Jays and the second game is Cougars vs Cougars.
March 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We have college basketball on at work, which is fun because the first game was Cardinals vs Blue Jays and the second game is Cougars vs Cougars.
Whoever devised the $10 PBR should be convicted and sentenced to defenestration.
March 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Whoever devised the $10 PBR should be convicted and sentenced to defenestration.
Spending my afternoon on the DHL tracker app watching the delivery guy drive in large circles around my house. Often getting close, but never making the drop.
March 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Spending my afternoon on the DHL tracker app watching the delivery guy drive in large circles around my house. Often getting close, but never making the drop.
Cocteau Twins are like if Enya cut a post-punk album
February 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Cocteau Twins are like if Enya cut a post-punk album