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35↑ rainforest cryptid🔞◈ unhinged garbage cogitations ◈ 🏛️🌱(雑食 / ルムメ)
ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/birbleafs
ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/birbleafs
It's Halloween, so time to share my feral garbage feels.
Supernatural fantasy AU ◈ Kaveh is a cursed man-beast and Alhaitham is a forest deity in a mutual contract.
CW: mild gore, consent/pain play, monsterfucking cannibalism...? yeah lol
#kavetham #カヴェアル #🏛️🌱
archiveofourown.org/works/73199801
Supernatural fantasy AU ◈ Kaveh is a cursed man-beast and Alhaitham is a forest deity in a mutual contract.
CW: mild gore, consent/pain play, monsterfucking cannibalism...? yeah lol
#kavetham #カヴェアル #🏛️🌱
archiveofourown.org/works/73199801
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's Halloween, so time to share my feral garbage feels.
Supernatural fantasy AU ◈ Kaveh is a cursed man-beast and Alhaitham is a forest deity in a mutual contract.
CW: mild gore, consent/pain play, monsterfucking cannibalism...? yeah lol
#kavetham #カヴェアル #🏛️🌱
archiveofourown.org/works/73199801
Supernatural fantasy AU ◈ Kaveh is a cursed man-beast and Alhaitham is a forest deity in a mutual contract.
CW: mild gore, consent/pain play, monsterfucking cannibalism...? yeah lol
#kavetham #カヴェアル #🏛️🌱
archiveofourown.org/works/73199801
I'd also wanted to post a self-indulgence garbage kvthm fic, but I'm still in the midst of writing/making sense of it. so all I have for now is just old p(f)unny dialogue practice of Cyno and Alhaitham wordplay/rap battles lol
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I'd also wanted to post a self-indulgence garbage kvthm fic, but I'm still in the midst of writing/making sense of it. so all I have for now is just old p(f)unny dialogue practice of Cyno and Alhaitham wordplay/rap battles lol
kinda miss having the balloons, so I’m reposting here too 🔥🎉🍷🍷
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
kinda miss having the balloons, so I’m reposting here too 🔥🎉🍷🍷
I mean, this is essentially what happened in that Sumeru event teaser in the 6.1 livestream, yes? lol
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I mean, this is essentially what happened in that Sumeru event teaser in the 6.1 livestream, yes? lol
Some old habits never change, even for love roflll
October 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Some old habits never change, even for love roflll
well at least my boobs look good when I d1e lol
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
well at least my boobs look good when I d1e lol
the new droid bby is learning to do his spinning side kick roflll
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
the new droid bby is learning to do his spinning side kick roflll
he’s mothering with his new daughter
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
he’s mothering with his new daughter
he now has two fledglings heh
October 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
he now has two fledglings heh
he’s bringing his newest daughter out for field experience
September 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
he’s bringing his newest daughter out for field experience
kvthm should adopt these new robots as their droid babies too lol
September 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
kvthm should adopt these new robots as their droid babies too lol
hearts intertwined… they really are inseparable lol
September 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
hearts intertwined… they really are inseparable lol
*wipes tears* we were so cursed and funny at the same time... this moment is forever framed in my kokoro
September 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
*wipes tears* we were so cursed and funny at the same time... this moment is forever framed in my kokoro
would love to see Kaveh and Mehrak actually interacting with these cute new bots in-game… but h0yo never lets Kvthm leave Sumeru (they’re homebodies lol)
September 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
would love to see Kaveh and Mehrak actually interacting with these cute new bots in-game… but h0yo never lets Kvthm leave Sumeru (they’re homebodies lol)
a cat meeting another cat….
September 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
a cat meeting another cat….
“genuine thirst”…. lol
and of course he mentions Paimon, with his typical roundabout way of hinting that she meets said standards for access registration to the library :’)
and of course he mentions Paimon, with his typical roundabout way of hinting that she meets said standards for access registration to the library :’)
September 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
“genuine thirst”…. lol
and of course he mentions Paimon, with his typical roundabout way of hinting that she meets said standards for access registration to the library :’)
and of course he mentions Paimon, with his typical roundabout way of hinting that she meets said standards for access registration to the library :’)
time to catch my Sumeru pokemons….
September 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
time to catch my Sumeru pokemons….
why is he always breasting b00bily
September 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
why is he always breasting b00bily
obsessed with taking 123767849 shots of Haithoomi posing with his book
September 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
obsessed with taking 123767849 shots of Haithoomi posing with his book
Joining @fanfictionfesta.bsky.social with one of my fave fics I wrote last year—a Kvthm Star Wars AU ft. Mechanic!Kaveh x Jedi!Al-Haitham :")
#ff_festa
ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/60039190
Tagging @birbvan.bsky.social and @gegeenthusiast.bsky.social if you feel like it (no pressure tho!)
#ff_festa
ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/60039190
Tagging @birbvan.bsky.social and @gegeenthusiast.bsky.social if you feel like it (no pressure tho!)
August 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Joining @fanfictionfesta.bsky.social with one of my fave fics I wrote last year—a Kvthm Star Wars AU ft. Mechanic!Kaveh x Jedi!Al-Haitham :")
#ff_festa
ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/60039190
Tagging @birbvan.bsky.social and @gegeenthusiast.bsky.social if you feel like it (no pressure tho!)
#ff_festa
ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/60039190
Tagging @birbvan.bsky.social and @gegeenthusiast.bsky.social if you feel like it (no pressure tho!)
Another piece that was mostly written for Liz last year—I just edited and tied up the scenes into something more coherent.
Kvthm Birb AU where Kaveh is a bird-of-paradise and Haitham's a peregrine falcon (they're nest-mates).
#kavetham #🏛️🌱 #カヴェアル
archiveofourown.org/works/69310096
Kvthm Birb AU where Kaveh is a bird-of-paradise and Haitham's a peregrine falcon (they're nest-mates).
#kavetham #🏛️🌱 #カヴェアル
archiveofourown.org/works/69310096
August 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Another piece that was mostly written for Liz last year—I just edited and tied up the scenes into something more coherent.
Kvthm Birb AU where Kaveh is a bird-of-paradise and Haitham's a peregrine falcon (they're nest-mates).
#kavetham #🏛️🌱 #カヴェアル
archiveofourown.org/works/69310096
Kvthm Birb AU where Kaveh is a bird-of-paradise and Haitham's a peregrine falcon (they're nest-mates).
#kavetham #🏛️🌱 #カヴェアル
archiveofourown.org/works/69310096
Just realised I forgot to share this piece here. This (joke) fic was written/published on ao3 just before that cursed fried chicken PV dropped... I like to think of it as a post-credits scene lol
#kavetham #🏛️🌱 #カヴェアル
archiveofourown.org/works/66932161
#kavetham #🏛️🌱 #カヴェアル
archiveofourown.org/works/66932161
August 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just realised I forgot to share this piece here. This (joke) fic was written/published on ao3 just before that cursed fried chicken PV dropped... I like to think of it as a post-credits scene lol
#kavetham #🏛️🌱 #カヴェアル
archiveofourown.org/works/66932161
#kavetham #🏛️🌱 #カヴェアル
archiveofourown.org/works/66932161
love the way they’re just so relaxed and smiling at each other throughout this conversation while also figuring out the clues together…….. they’re so annoying (affectionate) lol
August 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
love the way they’re just so relaxed and smiling at each other throughout this conversation while also figuring out the clues together…….. they’re so annoying (affectionate) lol