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Zach Binney
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Sports injury epidemiologist, esp. NFL; long-suffering Dolphins fan, but I repeat myself
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This one clause is the purest distillation of Senate Democrats:

To justify my vote to throw away leverage let me point out we secured a concession to pass a law that ensures Donald Trump abides by a 2019 law.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The nicest thing you could say here is The Economist has the brain of a stagecoach tilter.
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Canucky Monster.
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Good news: the boy has great taste in video games. Bad news: he is also a sociopath.
October 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
What the fuck are we doing here? What the fuck is wrong with us?
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Ahem. I know my team.
October 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Horrifying scenes unfolding in Atlanta. Alert the Republicans!

No fear, no Kings. 😊
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Are they...are they starting to actually get it?
October 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ok cool so the President is demented enough he's just applying the same number to a bunch of different stuff now?
October 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Writing my statistical thinking midterm.
October 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sunday afternoon.
September 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Holy shit hey FBI
September 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Calmly donning my Saw puppet mask as I set up the scoring for my sports analytics class's fantasy league.
August 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
First day of my intro-level statistics course is tomorrow. Been thinking about how the last 6 months needs to change how I teach.
August 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Bucket list item to go to a Premier League game today.

I'm not great at being grateful in life, but sometimes there are moments where you can't help but look around and go...there's really no reason I should be able to do this, but it's cool as hell that I get to.
August 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They'll really just let you write anything in the New York Times, huh?

"Has largely failed" I guess includes statins, GLP-1s, great improvements in cancer detection and prevention, mRNA vaccines for cancer until MAHA killed them this week...
August 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Wow, wonder who gave him that idea.
August 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ready for yet another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Semi-related: watching Traitors last night and I commented I thought the first place I'd seen Alan Cumming was The Good Wife and marveled at how quickly he seemed to have spread.

Then my wife said I was crazy, he did a ton of stuff in the 90s and...apparently he was BORIS GRISHENKO In Goldeneye???
July 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
This was worse than doing nothing at all.
July 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
No Fear, No Kings from Atlanta.

Huge turnout, immaculate vibes.
June 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
June 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM