polythene sam
@bimboposting.bsky.social
disconcertingly earnest, transgenderly married, gratuitously ruminating, presumably cycling #hangingout
heed my warning!! NEVER underestimate the danger posed by tracks in the road! you may be a good cyclist but you are NOT invincible! learn from my hubris!!!!
August 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
heed my warning!! NEVER underestimate the danger posed by tracks in the road! you may be a good cyclist but you are NOT invincible! learn from my hubris!!!!
you ever see a bike you kinda wanna fuck?
August 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
you ever see a bike you kinda wanna fuck?
you’d hate portland
August 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
you’d hate portland
this is how bad bitches go to costco
August 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
this is how bad bitches go to costco
BEHOLD: the only tranny at the world naked bike ride!!
July 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
BEHOLD: the only tranny at the world naked bike ride!!
WHERE THE TRANNIES AT @pdxwnbr.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
WHERE THE TRANNIES AT @pdxwnbr.bsky.social
Does not need to be your dog
June 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Does not need to be your dog
what do you think of these
May 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
what do you think of these
i’ve been waging a war against a local insane racist pseudo-graffiti artist. they keep reusing this same slip of paper and it’s become tiring.
May 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i’ve been waging a war against a local insane racist pseudo-graffiti artist. they keep reusing this same slip of paper and it’s become tiring.
fancy burger at paymaster lounge. 9/10, perfectly cooked and fresh ingredients. aioli brings it together as always. only complaint: bun is a little flavorless. but it has a good texture, and that’s a win in and of itself.
April 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
fancy burger at paymaster lounge. 9/10, perfectly cooked and fresh ingredients. aioli brings it together as always. only complaint: bun is a little flavorless. but it has a good texture, and that’s a win in and of itself.
cyclist pro tip: if you have renter’s insurance, look into coverage for your bike. i got into a crash last month and the damage was extensive, but my insurance reimbursed me for all part and labor — as well as the cost of a new helmet. easily worth $150 a year
April 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
cyclist pro tip: if you have renter’s insurance, look into coverage for your bike. i got into a crash last month and the damage was extensive, but my insurance reimbursed me for all part and labor — as well as the cost of a new helmet. easily worth $150 a year
nothing like being called a tranny by your own goddamn clothing
March 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
nothing like being called a tranny by your own goddamn clothing
nothing in this world beats riding a bike in portland. i’ll put that on my tombstone 🌸
March 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
nothing in this world beats riding a bike in portland. i’ll put that on my tombstone 🌸
spring has truly sprung in our home
March 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
spring has truly sprung in our home
march might be my favorite month out of the year
March 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
march might be my favorite month out of the year
i hope this becomes a cool scar one day 🙏
March 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i hope this becomes a cool scar one day 🙏
if i hadn’t been wearing a helmet i never would’ve been able to experience the beauty of spring
March 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
if i hadn’t been wearing a helmet i never would’ve been able to experience the beauty of spring
turns out, on some bike paths, the 10mph speed limit is there for a reason
March 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
turns out, on some bike paths, the 10mph speed limit is there for a reason
i hate this fucking job man
March 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i hate this fucking job man
Hi Erik. Is this your signature? It was attached to an important message. If it is, can I dm you?
February 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hi Erik. Is this your signature? It was attached to an important message. If it is, can I dm you?
this day could not get any better
February 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
this day could not get any better
AGAIN!! This time without waiting at all!!! Currently sitting on the washer waiting for them to come pick up their clothes. I swear to god, if they’re late….
February 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
AGAIN!! This time without waiting at all!!! Currently sitting on the washer waiting for them to come pick up their clothes. I swear to god, if they’re late….
my laundry had been sitting in there MAXIMUM fifteen minutes because i was running the dryer at the same time and it takes 15 minutes longer. someone decided they couldn’t wait so they moved my undergarments and bath towels. who the fuck does this???
February 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
my laundry had been sitting in there MAXIMUM fifteen minutes because i was running the dryer at the same time and it takes 15 minutes longer. someone decided they couldn’t wait so they moved my undergarments and bath towels. who the fuck does this???