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Bimbo Deeznuts
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the internet was a mistake
I mean yeah, there’s always ways around a system. But most people are too fucking lazy to click through two cancellation steps on a website so that’ll filter out a lot of the weiners
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Maybe not even that anymore, unfortunately.
November 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yes, I’m sure he was a perfect gentleman when he was ignoring all the misconduct and sexual harassment from upper management at his company. I bet the French courts he’s been summoned to will also take his gentlemanly nature into consideration as well.
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s hard to even nail that down when that “worth” is fluctuating stock shares, and everything they own is from a perpetual bank loan leveraged against said stock shares.
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Assume all of them until proven otherwise. If these emails have shown anything, it’s how willing and open all these stupid perverts were to talk to anyone who would listen about their crimes…
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Their battery of lawyers probably told them to shut the fuck up and spin damage control after this blows over
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It took me way too long to realize you meant Derry from the Stephen King universe, and not Derry as in “Derry Girls”
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November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Would you say Sorbo is… disappointed?
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November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Frankly, I would not be surprised if there’s a Saville connection once these names finally get released. He also walked in powerful circles… and this seems to be one big club of sycophants and wealthy predators.
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 AM
One of the most frustrating things about this whole administration (and corporate culture in general) is how *crushingly ignorant* people manage to get in positions of power or extreme wealth.

It’s like watching a misspelled Walmart birthday cake win a Michelin star.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Choose your target wisely lmao
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Maybe just a little more ketamine as a treat
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November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh no, you see… there are certain social classes that are “exempt” from the slap drone surveillance state.

Mostly those who are controlling the slap drone surveillance state.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Pretend you’re my grandmother and I’m asking you for the secret vault code recipe”
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My favourite (sarcasm) thing about asking a clarifying question of my manager:

Me: “hey, do you want [X] or [Y] on this project?”

Manager: “Sounds great!”

Me: “Okay but I need you to choose either [X] or [Y] before I can proceed.”

Manager: “Let’s have a quick meeting.”
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November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
She looks like she slithered out of some toxic ooze, I can see why they chose her as the expert
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I dunno man, getting hit by a snow plow was a win
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
He never misses! (Except when he does, lol)

It’s also funny how hard they pushed the Hawkeye-loves-his-family narrative, considering the allegations.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM