Bill Swanson
@billswanson.bsky.social
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Grandfather
Cat fosterer (is that a word)
Grandfather
Cat fosterer (is that a word)
Captain Chaos is now using governmental Social Security email to propagate lies about a recent and not yet signed bill.
July 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Captain Chaos is now using governmental Social Security email to propagate lies about a recent and not yet signed bill.
Delusional, Persecutory - The central theme is being conspired against, attacked, harassed, obstructed in the pursuit of long-term goals.
May 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Delusional, Persecutory - The central theme is being conspired against, attacked, harassed, obstructed in the pursuit of long-term goals.
Here is a short message from the DJT White House for those tragically affected by recent tornados -
“Fuck y’all!”
“Fuck y’all!”
May 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Here is a short message from the DJT White House for those tragically affected by recent tornados -
“Fuck y’all!”
“Fuck y’all!”
Human Chain Protest. Aurora to Chicago. Sunday, May 18.
May 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Human Chain Protest. Aurora to Chicago. Sunday, May 18.
Chicago protest today. There is a multiplying effect with this protest and all the people driving by joining in with cars honking and thumbs up.
Protesters form human chain against President Trump
YouTube video by CBS Chicago
youtu.be
May 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Chicago protest today. There is a multiplying effect with this protest and all the people driving by joining in with cars honking and thumbs up.
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When I'm at a job interview and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
May 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
When I'm at a job interview and they ask me where I see myself in ten years.
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So much for just going after criminals.
We have entered 1940's Germany.
We have entered 1940's Germany.
May 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
So much for just going after criminals.
We have entered 1940's Germany.
We have entered 1940's Germany.
I saw this clever door decoration yesterday.
May 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I saw this clever door decoration yesterday.
“Down to the short forks!”
So far behind on dishwashing you are using salad forks instead of dinner forks.
So far behind on dishwashing you are using salad forks instead of dinner forks.
May 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“Down to the short forks!”
So far behind on dishwashing you are using salad forks instead of dinner forks.
So far behind on dishwashing you are using salad forks instead of dinner forks.
I knew Russia was in trouble when I heard they couldn’t use American bearings on their trains. Instead they were using Chinese bearings. Railroads have been around for over a hundred years. I’m incredulous that Russia can’t produce their own train axle bearings.
May 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I knew Russia was in trouble when I heard they couldn’t use American bearings on their trains. Instead they were using Chinese bearings. Railroads have been around for over a hundred years. I’m incredulous that Russia can’t produce their own train axle bearings.
Yes, the new Pope is from Chicago but which part, Cubs or Sox.
May 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yes, the new Pope is from Chicago but which part, Cubs or Sox.
How many years do you have to mainline heroin to become and expert on public health?
May 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
How many years do you have to mainline heroin to become and expert on public health?
May 9th parade in Moscow would be a legit military target. Let’s see what happens.
May 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
May 9th parade in Moscow would be a legit military target. Let’s see what happens.
What’s the right amount of time to use heroin intravenously for optimal health?
April 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What’s the right amount of time to use heroin intravenously for optimal health?
New batch of fosters.
April 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
New batch of fosters.
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So a Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream and tomatoes on it?
April 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So a Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream and tomatoes on it?
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These Space Trips Should Be Reserved For Certain People
April 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
These Space Trips Should Be Reserved For Certain People
Couldn’t we start a Go Fund Me and buy a couple Republican Representatives to flip the House?
April 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Couldn’t we start a Go Fund Me and buy a couple Republican Representatives to flip the House?
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I got carded at the liquor store.
While getting my ID out, my Blockbuster card fell out.
He laughed and said "Never mind."
While getting my ID out, my Blockbuster card fell out.
He laughed and said "Never mind."
April 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I got carded at the liquor store.
While getting my ID out, my Blockbuster card fell out.
He laughed and said "Never mind."
While getting my ID out, my Blockbuster card fell out.
He laughed and said "Never mind."
Who would have thought that relying on a guy who admitted to a crime on live cable for economic advice would not be a good idea?
April 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Who would have thought that relying on a guy who admitted to a crime on live cable for economic advice would not be a good idea?
So apparently you can kidnap someone in the US and fly them out of the country and imprison them in that country
April 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
So apparently you can kidnap someone in the US and fly them out of the country and imprison them in that country
For those who eat beef, the price will be dropping soon. China is now buying their beef from Argentina. Supply goes up the price goes down.
April 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
For those who eat beef, the price will be dropping soon. China is now buying their beef from Argentina. Supply goes up the price goes down.