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Bill aka Fuzzy Dunlop
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A fallen soldier on the battlefield of public expectation
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jasonkauz.bsky.social
“Oh. Door city over here.” From The Rehearsal
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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mikebarthelauthor.com
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
parents, please be careful tonight. I found a 3 Musketeers bar inside this Twix
a Twix wrapper with one regular Twix poking out but also a fully wrapped 3 Musketeers bar, which is a far inferior candy. honestly, I don't even love Twix that much, but it's still enjoyable. 3 Musketeers tastes like nougat-flavored air got soaked up by a used sponge.
October 31, 2023 at 2:27 PM
billsnewaccount.bsky.social
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Steve and his Nan
October 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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bronzeagebabies.bsky.social
This here’s a man of the people.
Former Cubs pitcher Lee Smith on why he always walked so slowly out of the bullpen when he was called - he heard the grounds crew got time and a half of the game stretched past 4:30 pm.
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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antlervel.vet
Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it
Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet It's really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it's clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it's all "please don't forget you have to feed your troops" and "if someone asks if you're going to attack them consider lying about it"
October 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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jennalaine.bsky.social
So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.
September 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowd Smithers whispers in Mr. Burns's ear Mr. Burns pushes Smithers away Nancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject
September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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mollyknight.bsky.social
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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elleisanisland.bsky.social
trump; so what skills do these Kennedys have

advisor: dying in weird and horrible ways

trump: perfect give him Health
November 16, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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llobrow.bsky.social
Werner Herzog: the cruel milkshake thinks himself a master, but he is, in truth, a slave to the machinations of the fry man, who defies gravity through sheer force of will. the meatball is likewise a fool, but his heart is pure
March 17, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
Bv3
September 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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daveweigel.bsky.social
Just learned something important.
July 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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robhatchmiller.bsky.social
America is the greatest country on earth, if you’re a 2 year-old. It’s the only place where your parents might ask you “what do you want to have for dinner?” In literally every other country, your parents would just decide for you and feed you.
June 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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oncinema.bsky.social
Our fate is in your hands Decker.
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Bart Simpson: WHAT AN ODD THING TO SAY.
June 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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infinata.bsky.social
Simpsons screen shot, Homer on the couch with a bandaged head talking on the phone. He looks irate and says (via subtitles) I TOLD YOU. MY BABY BEAT ME UP.
May 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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dottsky.bsky.social
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
April 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
making peace with the taco salad i ordered when another table's fajitas arrive
April 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
Still photo from the movie Drive. Ryan gosling is driving someone somewhere and he looks pissed. Someone has added a photo of hands cutting a monkeys hair and superimposed it over where Ryan goslings hands are so he looks like he's pissed off and cutting a monkey's hair. But then the monkey in the photo who is getting their hair cut is also cutting a smaller monkeys hair and it's just monkeys all the way down.
March 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
billsnewaccount.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM