I'll bet sales of Lithia water are going through the roof.

Never been to a breakfast place that had *both* on the table!

I think sliced pickles are for smoked turkey.

You're amazing, Simon!

Finally a predator to control the herds of SUVs!

All Greek to me.

Oh, my!

Guillotine jokes? Edgy!

There's a story about Stalin at Yalta/Teheran/Potsdam that goes something like this:

Churchill remarks that some plan for postwar Poland would not be popular with the Pope, and Stalin twirls his mustache and says, "The Pope? How many divisions does the Pope have?"

Muscular in the Max Cady sense of the word.

5 cents? I'll be happy to explain how wrong the idea is (any idea) for free!

Mine is that the guy I'm sharing an arm rest with doesn't order a bloody Mary or even tomato juice.

"There is no reason to think that nearly all lab tests would have setpoints like our electrolytes, liver function tests, kidney function tests, lipid panels, and on and on."

Do you mean "no reason not to think that", or even better "It is possible that"?

FRED is so much fun to poke around in!

I might pick this one:
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At least one of those commas, should, be, called, the "Christopher Walken" comma.

This seems to be an evergreen story. I've been reading variants of it for 50 years. The only thing that changes are the specific career choices.