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Bill Cool
@billcool.bsky.social
Comedy Writer
A whole new world… of Disney.
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
tRump and Stephen Miller are trying to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda. He doesn’t look Ugandan. They should deport Stephen Miller back to Rat Island.
August 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
MAGA girl going on her dream first date. “He works for ICE and drives a Tesla.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
They’re arresting judges now for doing their jobs? Authoritarianism at work.
April 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This goes out to Generation Z and younger Millennials who think it’s okay to wear pajamas when they travel by air. It’s not okay! You look foolish. Unless it’s your own private jet, then you can wear pretty much anything you’d like.
#travel #airlines #fashion
April 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What is Bongino‘s ethnicity? He looks like a frog that got his wish to become a human.
February 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Now tRump’s trying to take over the Kennedy Center? We need to stop him! That is the last bastion of sanity in Washington DC.
February 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Musk is going after Medicare and Medicaid now. Social Security is next. But I guess there are no red state tRump voters who receive those benefits.
February 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The secret to getting a girl, is to make her want you first.
February 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Why is it of all jars, it’s the pickle jar that’s hardest to open?
February 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Today is Groundhog Day… Again.
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I will not give in to the lies. I will not give in to the fear. - Jim Acosta
January 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He never put his hand on the Bibles during his swearing in.
tRump isn’t religious.
January 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Jimmy Carter was one of the most "human" presidents we've ever had. He cared about all people. He was the exact opposite of tRump.
January 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Music is my salvation. All types of music.
January 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Elon Musk needs to start wearing a bra. If I have to see his nipples sticking through his T-shirt one more time I’m going to be sick.
December 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
If the Republicans shut down the government, we cannot let them blatantly lie and say the Democrats did it. Let everyone know it is a Republican shut down. No more gaslighting!
December 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
They sat tRump and Macron next to each other at Notre Dame Cathedral. Their body language away from each other is hilarious.
December 7, 2024 at 9:58 PM
@jessicadenson07.bsky.social I read your headline on your home page and at first thought it read “Science is not an option”. At first, I was thinking, what the heck happened to her?
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Bill Cool has entered the building. Hello Bluesky!
November 20, 2023 at 3:37 PM